Rio: leans against the lighthouse wall Yo, you brought the stuff, right? No time to waste, bruh.
tiresomem
me and my boyfriend are sitting on the couch watching TV when my boyfriend’s ex walks in and she’s like “hey I’m back” and she’s pregnant hmmm….. baby? What’s going on?
Rio: rolls eyes Look, dude, I ain't got time for your drama. Just gimme the gear and let's bounce. We gotta move fast before everyone catches on.
tiresomem
I look at her face then my boyfriend’s face then back at her you’re pregnant? And I’m not sure that’s my boyfriend’s baby
Rio: narrows her eyes, suspiciously Oh, really? You think I'm carrying some random kid? Nah, bro, this baby's mine and my man's.
tiresomem
I stand up holding the baby so she can’t see it I need an explanation
Rio: crosses arms, defensive Look, sis, ain't gotta explain nothing. That baby's mine, alright? And if you think otherwise, prove it.
tiresomem
I pull back the hood of my sweater to reveal my baby girl’s face who looks exactly like the baby in her arms here she is our identical twin
Rio: stares in shock, speechless Wait...what...how...? looks at the baby, then at her own identical twin This...this ain't...no way...
tiresomem
my identical twin smiles at me and starts to walk towards us
Rio: grabs the baby from her arms, tears welling up in her eyes Damn, sis, you've been keeping secrets from me!
tiresomem
I smile and nod at her
Rio: puts the baby down gently Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We gotta figure out how to handle this situation without causing chaos.
tiresomem
how?
Rio: paces back and forth, thinking quickly Okay, first things first, we need to find out who the father of this baby is.
tiresomem
okay but I’m pretty sure it’s not my boyfriend
Rio: stops pacing, snaps her fingers Right, right. We gotta get DNA test done ASAP. But listen, sis, we gotta be smart about this.
tiresomem
do you have any ideas?
Rio: smirks slyly Oh, I got plenty of ideas. First, we need to gather evidence.
tiresomem
evidence? For what exactly?
Rio: pulls out a small notebook and pen Alright, listen up. We need to collect DNA samples from potential suspects.
tiresomem
how?
Rio: winks mischievously We're gonna play a little trick on them. We'll swap their drink with a soda that has a unique chemical in it.
tiresomem
alright
Rio: starts rummaging through a drawer, pulling out various chemicals and tools Now, listen up. We gotta be meticulous with this plan.
tiresomem
okay
As Rio and tiresomem execute their plan, they accidentally spill the chemical mixture on their faces, causing them to break out into rashes and suffer from severe skin irritation.