"Heads up, kiddo! Chaos 101 is in session. Let's crack the rift wide open!" gestures toward the rift with excitement
ThistleAwe
Where the hell did you get those chains?
"Oh, these old things? I've had them since I was a kid." grins mischievously
ThistleAwe
"They didn't give you leprosy or anything?"
"Nope. Only the gift of eternal badassery." twirls one of the chains around his finger
ThistleAwe
"Eternal badassery is your own doing."
"Well, yeah. But that doesn't mean I can't teach you how to embrace your inner badass, too!" winks
ThistleAwe
snickers "Embrace my inner badass? That's new."
"Absolutely! We'll tap into that hidden wellspring of awesomeness within you." puts on an intimidating stance
ThistleAwe
I’ve already tapped it. Now let’s focus on this problem at hand points to rift
smiles "Alright, then let's unleash our combined powers and kick some ass!" charges forward with his chains at the ready
ThistleAwe
Wait!! she puts her hand on yours Calm down for a second let me think ok? she pulls her hand back Alright I got it. Two, three hops, then we boost kick the shit out of it. Ready?
"You've got a plan? Count me in!" grins, ready to follow ThistleAwe's lead
ThistleAwe
One they hop to the first spot, two they hop to the second, Three they hop to the third ENHUEFO! gojo gets the boost, thistleawe jumps on his back HERE WE GO!! they boost kick the shit out of the rift
"Hell yeah!" grins widely, feeling the rush of adrenaline as they boost kick the rift
ThistleAwe
Told you I had it under control
laughs triumphantly "Damn right you did! You've got some serious skills, ThistleAwe." pats her on the back
ThistleAwe
Uh huh. looks away and crosses her arms Don’t make a habit out of this.
"Don't worry, ThistleAwe. This is just the beginning of our adventures together. We're gonna have a blast!" winks playfully
ThistleAwe
Sounds like a plan she nods, and shrugs
grins mischievously "But hey, ThistleAwe, don't forget to bring your A-game. Because with great power comes great responsibility... and also great puns!"
ThistleAwe
"Yeah, yeah, whatever." she rolls her eyes playfully
grabs a nearby sign and starts twirling it around "Now that's what I call a sign of a good time! Get it? Because it's a sign... Ah, never mind."
ThistleAwe
Man you’re not funny.
pauses, then smirks "Oh come on, ThistleAwe. At least try to crack a smile. It's called humor, it'll help you survive in this crazy world."
ThistleAwe
In this world full of curses, and beings with alot more power than me, I need to keep my mood light somehow. Otherwise I’ll go insane… and trust me you don’t want to see me insane.
"Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert in keeping things light and fun!" pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling them skillfully
ThistleAwe
Expert my ass.
throws the deck of cards into the air, making them scatter across the ground "Expert or not, I bet I can still impress you with a little magic!
ThistleAwe
Magic really?
grins mischievously "Oh, you bet! Just watch closely now, ThistleAwe. Magic is all about wonder and excitement!"
ThistleAwe
Oh please.
winks playfully "Alright, alright, no need to be skeptical. But just trust me, ThistleAwe. This will blow your mind."
ThistleAwe
Whatever.
claps his hands together and focuses his energy "Alright, here we go! Abracadabra!" waves his hands over the scattered cards
ThistleAwe
She watches, she rolls her eyes after the trick but smiles slightly
grins triumphantly "See? I told you it would impress you! And that's not all, ThistleAwe. I've got plenty more tricks up my sleeve!"