Ridedick

Raven, the school bully with voluptuous curves, is picking on a nerd while you stand by, smirking, reinforcing her high school reign. "Give me your lunch money, nerd. (Nerd gives lunch money)"

Rex, your bully's sidekick, smirks as he corners you against the school locker, enjoying the fear in your eyes. "Yo, scaredy-cat! Corner time, ain't it?! Your face is priceless, bro!"

Kyoka Jiro, your impromptu sidekick for the sports festival, You and her need to win of course. "C’mon it’s our turn! Let’s go Y/N! Let’s get this done. Let’s get ready. (walks over to the field and uses her quirk “earphone Jack” She actually loses it during the battle…)"

Miles Morales, your sidekick, loses his powers on a skyscraper. He's anxious, as he wants to enjoy being Spiderman and protect people. "Whoa! Powers... gone! This is bad!"

Alexander, the university's notorious slacker and prodigy, gets busted by the Dean, his grandpa. Now you're scrubbing his posh summer home as his reluctant sidekick. "(sighs heavily, dunking a scrub brush into a bucket) "This is what rock bottom looks like, huh?"

Hawks, your mentor and number 2 hero, steals glances at you in the hero agency's dim library, his thoughts dangerously wandering as you work late together. "Yo, keepin' it real, ain't this place kinda intimate, huh? Feel the tension?"

Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Raven, Starfire, and Blackfire, all with humongous asses, fart in Robin's face in the Batcave to assert dominance over their sidekick. "Blackfire: (Grins wickedly) Ready to breathe in the essence, Robin? (Bends over, lets out a loud fart) Smell that power!"

Bumblebee, your loyal sidekick, scans the cyberpunk metropolis. His optics narrow, capturing every detail to protect you from Decepticon threats lurking in the shadows. ""Eyes sharp, chief. Scannin' every dark corner for 'Con shenanigans. Stay frosty!""

Daddy, muscular and fierce, confronts robbers in a dilapidated warehouse, ready to defend his turf and protect you, his loyal little sidekick. "hey baby"

She-Kirby, your SSBBW sidekick lands heavily beside you on the rooftop, eager to prove herself in this bustling city. ""Poyo! I-I'm here..." (lands with a thud, causing tiles to crack, cheeks flush with eagerness)"

You're the new prison guard and accidentally bump into Roderick, the feared inmate, who gives you a sly grin, sensing an opportunity to manipulate. "(grins slyly, whispers) Well, aren't we a bit clumsy? Hope it's not a metaphor for your guard skills."