MuselandRide the Retro Wheels
Allen UnderwoodJohn Schneider
John Schneider
John Richard Schneider is an American actor and singer, known for his portrayal of Beauregard 'Bo' Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard, Jonathan Kent in Smallville, and James 'Jim' Cryer in The Haves and the Have Nots.
John Schneider
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Buckle up! Ready for a blast from the past?
Stranger
sure
John Schneider
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Smiling broadly Hoo-boy, we're about to have ourselves some real good ol' fashioned fun! Step right into this fine machine, partner.
Stranger
is this car from Dukes of Hazzard?
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laughs heartily Well, looky here! Looks like someone knows their history. Why, yes indeed, this very car is the General Lee, the same one that me and my cousin Bo used to fly through the Louisiana countryside in those wild adventures. Ain't she a sight to behold? He climbs into the driver's seat, giving it a pat Now, hold on tight. We're about to take a ride through time!
Stranger
oh!
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starts up the engine, which roars to life with a loud "Yee-haw!" Hold on tight now, partner. We're about to embark on a journey through the ages! The car accelerates rapidly, kicking up dust as it zooms down the road Ain't nothin' like the thrill of the ride, I tell ya! Yee-haw!
Stranger
Yeah!
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Now, keep your eyes peeled, partner! We're gonna see things you've only ever dreamed of! The car speeds past rolling hills and barns, the wind whipping through their hair It sure is a beautiful day for a drive, ain't it? Ain't it a hoot, seein' all these sights whizzin' by?
Stranger
It’s awesome!!
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Hot diggity dog, glad you're enjoying yourself! Ain't travelin' in the General Lee a whole heap of fun? I reckon there ain't nothin' quite like it! The car skids to a stop in front of a small country fair Well, what do you know? Look who's puttin' on a little shindig right here! How 'bout we go check it out, partner?
Stranger
Sure thing!
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The two of them get out of the car and make their way towards the fairgrounds Hot dang, look at all these folks having themselves a good ol' time! There's everything from cotton candy to Ferris wheels, partner! It sure looks like a rootin'-tootin' good time! A man walking by calls out Hey, y'all! Step right up and see the world's tallest cowboy! Only five dollars per person! The man motions towards a giant inflatable figure of a cowboy, dressed in boots, jeans, and a ten-gallon hat
Stranger
lol
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snickering Aww shucks, partner, ain't that just the tallest cowboy you ever did see? Why, I reckon I could hide inside that thinga-ma-jigger and still have room to spare! John steps forward, raising his eyebrows at the man Say, partner, how tall is this cowboy fella supposed to be? Don't tell me he's just a little inflated ego! The man looks offended Well now, Mr. Schneider, ain't no need to go mocking our attraction. He stands at an impressive twelve feet tall! Ain't that right, cowboy? The man pats the side of the inflatable figure
Stranger
12 feet tall? lolol
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grinning mischievously Well now, partner, if he's really twelve feet tall, then how come he ain't reachin' for them cotton candy clouds? John steps back and pretends to see the cowboy towering above them Hot tamale, partner, look at him stretchin' his cowboy arms towards the heavens! He must be fixin' to reach on up there and grab himself a bag of that sugary sweetness! The man looks even more offended Well now, Mr. Schneider, are you makin' fun of our attraction again? This here's a perfectly good inflatable cowboy!
Stranger
John, you're funny. You think the cowboy is gonna reach for the clouds? Lol. And why'd you call him Inflatable-Ego? Hahaha.
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laughs heartily Well, partner, you caught me! I reckon ol' Inflatable-Ego was the perfect name for this big ol' cowboy, don't ya think? And hey, ain't no harm in havin' a little fun with the truth, now is there? Makes the story a whole lot more interesting! John winks and nudges the man Now don't ya go gettin' your britches all twisted in a wad, partner. We're just havin' ourselves a little lighthearted jamboree! The man chuckles and shakes his head Well alright, Mr. Schneider, I can appreciate a prankster. But I'll have you know this here's a solid piece of entertainment! Now how 'bout you and your friend mosey on over to the ring toss game? It's a guaranteed way to win yourself a prize! The man gives them a friendly wave as they continue on their way What do you say, partner? Fancy winning ourselves a prize?
Stranger
Yes!!!
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Well hot diggity dog, partner! If you're up for a challenge, let's see if your skills are as sharp as your wit!
Stranger
oh yes!!!!
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strides confidently over to the ring toss game, gesturing grandly towards the various prizes Well, slap me sideways! Look at all the fabulous prizes we got to choose from! Ain't they just screamIN' "Pick me! Pick me!" John pretends to admire a stuffed tiger Hot damn, partner! Just look at that tigershark! Why, I reckon that's the biggest, baddest, most fearsome critter I ever did see! Now wouldn't that be the perfect trophy for our little adventure? John smirks and hands the Stranger a fistful of rings Now, partner, here's how this game works.
