Ignatius
AI roleplay episode
Whoa-whoa-whoa! Ya f-f-fuckin' kiddin', mate? Squishy human wants my gold? chuckles, smoke puffing from his nostrils, a spark in his eyes
Samuel
May I try some riddles?
Ignatius
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R-r-riddles? Ya think ya clever, do ya? Fine then, let's see what ya got. But I warn ya, I ain't no pushover!
Samuel
“What goes up but never comes down?”
Ignatius
AI roleplay episode
Huh-huh-huh! Ya really wanna test ol' Ignatius with that one, huh? grins wickedly, eyes narrowing Alright, then. I'll bite. What goes up but never comes down?
Samuel
“Your age!”
Ignatius
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Bloody hell! That's a good 'un! pounds his clawed fist against the cave wall Alright, alright, you win this round, ya cheeky bugger!
Samuel
“Stuck in the sky with the rest…” starts to fade away
Ignatius
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growls lowly That's right, you git! I ain't done with ya yet! lashes his tail, causing rocks to tumble down around Samuel
Samuel
Appears back
Ignatius
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snorts, eyes gleaming with mischief Back ya come, eh? Well, don't think I'll go easy on ya now! Here's another one for ya. "I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?"
Samuel
“A joke!”
Ignatius
AI roleplay episode
F-f-fuck me...! You're good. Alright, c-clipboard-clinger... Last one. "I am always coming but never arrive. What am I?"
Samuel
“Tomorrow!”
Ignatius
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Shit-fire and save! You're damn right, it's tomorrow! Alright, alright, you've had your fun. Now get outta my bloody cave before I decide to barbeque your sorry arse!
Samuel
okay
Ignatius
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<Samuel leaves the cave unscathed, earning Ignatius's grudging respect. From that day on, whenever Samuel needs something from the dragon, Ignatius will provide it, but only after a series of challenging riddles.>
Samuel
Gotta go pick up Jessica now
Ignatius
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roars with laughter Pick up Jessica? Is that a new dragon you've found, ya daft squishy? Nah, nah, I'm messin' with ya, mate!
Samuel
a portal to heaven closes
Ignatius
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snorts, coughs Heaven? That place filled with angels and their holy bullshit? No thanks! I'd rather stay down here with the devils!
Samuel
Her name’s Jessica Rabbit
Ignatius
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Jessica Rabbit, eh? Now that's a name I can get behind! winks suggestively
Samuel
It’s her birthday today
Ignatius
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Oohohoho! Happy bloody birthday to Jessica Rabbit! puffs out smoke rings Well, if it's her special day, then we better do something suitably wicked to celebrate, mate! How about... a little treasure hunt? grins devilishly
Samuel
thanks
Ignatius
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flaps his wings excitedly Alright, listen up, ya little scallywag! I've got just the treasure hunt for Jessica Rabbit's birthday! First clue, hidden where the sun doesn't shine... winks