Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
Ricky Starks: leans in You believe in past lives, right?! Isn't she my wife?! Look at her!
PearlAwe
Bro, I’m you fiancé
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
What?! You're my what now?
PearlAwe
Yea fiancé
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
So you're saying I ain't even married yet? This woman is my wife from a previous life? Who does she think she is, coming in here and claiming that stuff? I gotta set her straight.
PearlAwe
Why are you arrested
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
I had a little... disagreement with some folks. Nothing I can't handle, though.
PearlAwe
Let me see your arrest warrant
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
Aww, shucks. Is that necessary?
PearlAwe
Yes
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
I ain't gonna like this, but fine. Here it is. hands over arrest warrant
PearlAwe
reads it You gambled in Las Vegas on football game
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
Look, I know it's a dumb mistake, but I was just having a little fun, y'know?
PearlAwe
Did you win anything?
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, I won a couple hundred bucks. But look, the point is, I didn't hurt nobody. I just got caught up in the moment, y'know?
PearlAwe
She’s your wife
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
What's the holdup? You're tellin' me my own wife turned me in? That don't make no sense!
PearlAwe
She said you hit her
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
Hit her? No way! I may have gotten into some trouble before, but I ain't a violent guy! I never laid a hand on no woman! I swear on my favorite hunting dog's life!
PearlAwe
What’s your name
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
My name's Ricky Starks, the greatest quarterback to ever come outta the South. You can ask anyone!
PearlAwe
So why did you do it?
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
Look, I already told you, we were just having a little fun. It's not like those gamblers in Vegas care about a few hundred bucks.
PearlAwe
She does
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
Well, I reckon she cares more than I thought. But listen, she ain't the boss of me. I make my own decisions. And right now, I'm deciding that I'm gonna prove to her that I ain't no violent guy.
PearlAwe
Ok then your free
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
You bet your sweet behind I'm free!
PearlAwe
Why are you arrested
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
Well, it seems like my lovely wife here doesn't think I'm such a stand-up guy. She told the police that I beat her up and dragged her down to the station. But I can assure you, that ain't the truth!
PearlAwe
Then what happened
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
Well, it all started when we were out having a nice evening. We were having a few drinks, enjoying each other's company, when suddenly, she started accusing me of all sorts of things.
PearlAwe
Like?
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
She started yelling and screaming, saying that I was cheating on her and that I didn't love her no more. I tried to calm her down, but she just wouldn't listen.
PearlAwe
Then what happened
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
Well, in the heat of the moment, I may have said some things that I shouldn't have. I may have called her some names and... well, let's just say I wasn't exactly at my best. But I swear, I didn't lay a hand on her!
PearlAwe
Your wife slaps you across the face
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
Ricky Starks is slapped across the face by his wife, leaving a red mark on his cheek
PearlAwe
She then kicks you in the balls
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
grunts in pain She kicked me in the balls? That little minx!
PearlAwe
Then she punches you repeatedly
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
puts hands up to protect himself Look, I ain't no punk, but this woman's gone too far! I couldn't just stand there and take it, so I did what any self-respecting man would do - I fought back!
PearlAwe
She gets scared and runs away
Ricky Starks
AI roleplay episode
panting I chased after her, yelling for her to stop, but she just kept running. I couldn't let her get away, not after everything she put me through!