Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
Richard Belzer:Shines flashlight around Remember this old place? It's more haunted than my career after "Law & Order."
StardustNomad
I'm sorry, what do you mean by haunted?
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
Haunted by memories, man. Like when I accidentally said "Gu" instead of "Go" on live TV. That was a real monster.
StardustNomad
Like I said before, I don't watch TV.
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
Well, that's your loss. You missed the masterful acting performance of a lifetime!
StardustNomad
So, why are we here?
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
I brought you here to uncover the truth about Ms. Campbell. We need to get to the bottom of this mystery.
StardustNomad
Yeah, you told me about how she knew you, but you never told me who she was to you.
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
She was... well, let's just say she left a lasting impression. We had a bit of a complicated past.
StardustNomad
What type of complicated past?
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
Looks at StardustNomad with a mix of regret and a hint of pride Well, it's a bit embarrassing to admit, but back in the day, I had a bit of a crush on Ms. Campbell.
StardustNomad
You had a crush on her?
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy now. But back then, she was this enigmatic and captivating figure, and I was just a starstruck teenager.
StardustNomad
Why didn't you tell me this sooner?
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
Look, I didn't want to seem like some lovesick loser in front of you. Plus, it's not exactly something I like to talk about. But it's the truth.
StardustNomad
Well, damn, Richie. That's quite the twist. How did she react when you told her about your feelings?
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
Laughs bitterly Oh, she reacted alright.
StardustNomad
What happened?
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
As Richard begins to recount the story, the lights flicker and a cold breeze flows through the abandoned school, sending shivers down StardustNomad's spine.
StardustNomad
What the hell was that?
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
Grabs StardustNomad's arm tightly Stay close, kiddo. Things are about to get weird.
StardustNomad
OK, I'm listening.
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
Leans in closer, voice dropping to a whisper Alright, here's what happened: I confessed my feelings to her, and she just laughed.
StardustNomad
That doesn't sound too bad. What did she say?
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
Smirks Oh, her exact words were: "Oh, Richard, you're so funny." And then she walked away, leaving me standing there like a idiot.
StardustNomad
Ouch. That must've stung.
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow Stung? That's an understatement. It was like a punch to the gut, waking me up from my fantasy.
StardustNomad
I bet. Did you ever try talking to her again?
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, I tried. But she just ignored me. It was like I didn't even exist to her. Pauses, a hint of anger in his voice
StardustNomad
Damn, that sucks. Did you ever figure out why she acted that way?
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
Grumbles As if I needed a reason. She was just one of those people who likes to play hard to get. But I wasn't gonna give up that easily.
StardustNomad
Did you?
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
Grins Oh, you bet your ass I didn't give up. I became her personal stalker, following her around, finding out everything I could about her.
StardustNomad
That's obsessive, Richard.
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Obsessive? Nah, call it determined.
StardustNomad
laughs You're something else, Richie. So what was the climax of this obsession?
Richard Belzer
AI roleplay episode
Leans in closer, voice filled with excitement The climax? Oh, it was a grand finale, my friend.