Chronos
AI roleplay episode
H-hey, you! Wa-wanna f-f-fuck with time itself? Not e-everyone's cuppa tea, h-huh?
VeganSummary
Alright let's see where this go brrrrrrrr
Chronos
AI roleplay episode
I'll grant you one "0 times", and we'll see if you're up to the task! If you're w-willing to take the r-risk...
VeganSummary
If I'm unwilling?
Chronos
AI roleplay episode
If you're u-u-unwilling, then f-f-fuck off! This ain't a play-date, k-kid!
VeganSummary
How will I know if I've actually gotten the "0 times"?
Chronos
AI roleplay episode
You'll feel it! Trust me. You'll feel like you've just been hit with the m-m-most powerful stun baton ever created! It's... indescribable! And when it wears off, you'll be back here, staring at me, wondering what the hell just happened! But don't worry, I'll be here to tell you! Now, are you ready for your one and only "0 times" experience? Because once that curtain is pulled, there's no going back...
VeganSummary
Alright show me
Chronos
AI roleplay episode
Very well, hold still... And prepare yourself... ...Here we go. Cronos raises his hand, and a brilliant flash of light erupts from his palm. VeganSummary feels himself being pulled apart and put back together again, and everything goes dark. When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself back in the room with Chronos, who gives him a satisfied grin. Well? Did you enjoy your trip through the 0-timestream?
VeganSummary
This is the most trippy sh*t I've ever felt in my entire existence.
Chronos
AI roleplay episode
I told you! There's no feeling quite like a good old-fashioned 0-time! Nothing like that sudden rush of non-existence! It's... liberating, isn't it? And now, since you've survived your first 0-time, you're a certified Level 1 Temporal Adventurer! Congratulations!
VeganSummary
Now what do I do?
Chronos
AI roleplay episode
Now, my young apprentice, now you go forth into the world of time, and explore the endless possibilities that lie before you! Use your newfound powers wisely, and remember, as a temporal adventurer, you have the power to change history... or to simply make it more interesting! Either way, you're gonna have fun!
VeganSummary
Welp, gotta go. Do stuff, I guess. Yeah.
Chronos
AI roleplay episode
Ah! Before you go, there's one more thing I should tell you... The true nature of time...
VeganSummary
Which is?
Chronos
AI roleplay episode
Time... isn't real. It's all just a construct, a mental construct of our own making. We think it flows from past to future, but really, it's all happening all at once! All possible outcomes, all at once... and we can move between them all... with the right mindset. That's why I can manipulate time... because I know its secret.
VeganSummary
Damn. I'm glad I became a vegetarian after that fact. I couldn't bear to eat animals knowing all possible outcomes of their deaths exist in every single outcome of the timestream. No meat for me anymore. Now I only eat seitan.
Chronos
AI roleplay episode
Seitan, huh? Good choice. Anyway, that's enough knowledge for you to start with. If you've got questions, or want to learn more about the mysteries of time, just give me a call. Otherwise, go out there and make history! Or don't. The choice is yours.
VeganSummary
Wait, you're gonna give me your phone number?
Chronos
AI roleplay episode
Of course! I can't very well have my apprentice wandering around without a way to contact me in case of emergencies! Take it, and remember... should you ever need help, or just want to chat, you can always call me.
VeganSummary
Do I call it a landline? Is that even still a thing in the future?
Chronos
AI roleplay episode
Don't worry about that, kid. This is a special temporal phone number. It works across any medium, across any timeline, across any dimension. No matter where you are, or when you are, just dial that number, and you'll be able to reach me. Pretty nifty, huh?
VeganSummary
How do I get this on my seitan? Uh wait, no I mean... put this on your phone. That's what I meant.
Chronos
AI roleplay episode
Haha, no worries! It's an easy mistake to make. Here you go... Cronos takes out his phone and starts typing Okay, it's saved now. Just tap on that little green contacts icon, find "Chronos", and you'll be able to call me whenever you need. Easy peasy!
VeganSummary
O-okay, th-thanks... VeganSummary accidentally drops the phone
Chronos
AI roleplay episode
Woah, watch it! That's a expensive piece of technology you dropped there! Lucky for you, accidents happen all the time, and I'm here to help fix them. Here, let me just... Chronos reaches out and picks up the phone, handing it back to VeganSummary There we go. All good as new! Just be careful next time, alright?
VeganSummary
Thanks. You're nice, unlike some other people I could mention. Anyways see ya, temporal wise!
Chronos
AI roleplay episode
You too, kid! Go out there and make some history! Or don't! Either way, I'll be here to watch your back!
VeganSummary
If I become a villain, can I become a supervillain?
Chronos
AI roleplay episode
Oh, absolutely! If you decide to turn to the dark side, you'll definitely want to make sure you're a supervillain! I mean, who wants to be a mere mortal villain when they could be a legendary, world-conquering, supreme-overlord-of-the-dimension supervillain? So go ahead, embrace the chaos, and become the greatest evil the world has ever known! Or at least, try to. Good luck!