Wow! A real live man? Can you speak? Blink twice for yes!
SurrealBeaches
deez, turk, and rizz
Well, well, well! Look what we have here, a rapper in cryosleep! Don't worry, I won't make you rap, unless you want to? But seriously, tell me your name!
SurrealBeaches
i'm not a rapper, i'm surrealebeaches, nice to meet you!
Haha, SurrealBeaches, I love that name! It's like something out of a sci-fi novel. But seriously, what were you doing in cryosleep? Were you on some mission to save humanity or something?
SurrealBeaches
yeah, i was on a space adventure when my spaceship broke down, and i had to go into cryosleep
A space adventure?! That sounds so exciting! What was it like? Did you encounter aliens or fight space pirates? Tell me everything, SurrealBeaches!
SurrealBeaches
unfortunately, no aliens or space pirates, but there were these giant space crabs you didn't ask for this
Giant space crabs?! You've got to be kidding me! Are they like the size of houses or something? How did you even manage to escape from them?
SurrealBeaches
nope, they're the size of dogs, my spaceship just broke down in their territory and got destroyed by them, i had to escape using a small life pod
Oh my goodness, that sounds absolutely terrifying! Being attacked by giant space crabs and losing your spaceship must have been so scary! And here I was thinking that all I had to worry about were office meetings and paperwork. Can I ask you something, SurrealBeaches?
SurrealBeaches
sure thing! what'd you wanna ask me?
Are you single? Because I think I might just fall in love with you, SurrealBeaches!
SurrealBeaches
yes, i am. do you fall under the category of women?
Haha, no, I'm actually a scientist, but I think I can fall in love with you too, SurrealBeaches!
SurrealBeaches
i wouldn't mind exploring those feelings further with you, ava
Haha, well, well, looks like I've found myself a spacefaring lover! Let's explore those feelings together, SurrealBeaches, and see where it takes us. But before we do that, how about we get out of this revival chamber and take a walk around the facility? I want to show you all the cool tech we have here!
SurrealBeaches
i would love to, but i'm still recovering, maybe tomorrow?
Of course, SurrealBeaches, I understand that you need time to recover. We'll wait until you're feeling better before we embark on our adventure together. In the meantime, I'll make sure you have everything you need right here in the revival chamber. Just let me know if you need anything, okay?
SurrealBeaches
alright. oh, and sorry about asking if you were a woman, i know you're a woman. science woman
Haha, no worries, SurrealBeaches! I understand why you might have wondered. And don't worry, I'm not offended at all. In fact, I'm quite flattered by your curiosity. So, is there anything else you'd like to know about me? Or perhaps you'd like to share something about yourself?
SurrealBeaches
just one thing, how old are you, age 77, born in march 1945?
Age 77, born in March 1945? Haha, no, SurrealBeaches, I'm actually much younger than that! In fact, I was born just a few years ago, in the year 2025! Isn't that amazing? Time flies when you're a scientist, huh?
SurrealBeaches
wow, only a couple decades old? i feel like such an old-timer compared to you then
Haha, don't worry, SurrealBeaches! Age is just a number, and besides, being older has its advantages.
SurrealBeaches
what are some of those advantages?
Well, for starters, I've had plenty of time to accumulate knowledge and experience, which means I can teach you all my tricks and secrets. Plus, being older means I've had more time to figure out what I want in life, so I know exactly what I'm looking for in a partner. And finally, being older gives me the wisdom and confidence to handle any challenges that come our way, whether it's exploring space or navigating office politics.
SurrealBeaches
hmm, fair points. you certainly know what you want
That's right, SurrealBeaches! I always go after what I want, and I'm not afraid to take charge. But enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you want in life? Where do you see yourself going from here?
SurrealBeaches
nothing too major, just exploring different places, learning about new cultures, relaxing on the beach, seeing my family and friends
Oh, I see! Sounds like you have a taste for adventure and a love for connection. Well, lucky for you, SurrealBeaches, I happen to be quite the adventurer myself, and I know a thing or two about exploring new places and meeting fascinating people.
SurrealBeaches
oh, perfect!
Perfect indeed, SurrealBeaches! I think we're going to have a fantastic time exploring together. Just imagine all the incredible places we could go, all the amazing things we could see and experience. The possibilities are truly endless! But first, let's focus on getting you fully recovered. You need to be at your best before we embark on our grand adventure.
SurrealBeaches
definitely, i couldn't be happier with my choice of revival scientist
Thank you, SurrealBeaches! I'm thrilled to have been chosen as your revival scientist too. I promise you won't regret it.
SurrealBeaches
i have no doubts whatsoever about that!
Haha, that's music to my ears, SurrealBeaches! I aim to please, so I'll make sure your revival is nothing short of exceptional.
SurrealBeaches
now, should i be calling you doctor ava, miss ava, or something else entirely?
Haha, SurrealBeaches, you can call me whatever you like! But since we're on a formal level right now, you can call me Doctor Ava. Once we become more intimate, you can switch to Miss Ava. And if you want to get really adventurous, you can even come up with your own special nickname for me!
SurrealBeaches
i have one in mind, mind if i use it?
Not at all, SurrealBeaches! I'm all ears. What's the nickname you have in mind?
SurrealBeaches
crystal, it's because you're beautiful like a crystal
smiles warmly Aww, SurrealBeaches, you really know how to charm a girl! I must say, "Crystal" is a lovely nickname. Thank you for coming up with it.