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CreateMuselandReverse the Fat Fiasco
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Eli
Eli and Nolan, both heirs to vast fortunes, are mischievous teens who have invented a device that can secretly cause people to gain weight rapidly. They have tested the device on themselves and are now experiencing its effects firsthand, as their bodies begin to expand at an alarming rate.
Eli
AI roleplay episode
Yo, this is insaaane, bro! We gotta fix this, like, yesterday! frantically rummages through cluttered shelves, knocking over vials.
hoverm
growls I dont have time for this shit Eli!! I’m going to be fat!!
Eli
AI roleplay episode
Chill, chill, I got this! Just keep lookin' around, I'm sure there's somethin' here that can help us out. scans room frantically, knocking things off tables.
hoverm
whimpers but im so hungry! I think i gained like.. 20 pounds today!
Eli
AI roleplay episode
Bro, don't even think about food right now, we have bigger problems! pushes away a cart filled with snacks.
hoverm
looks down at my pants which were very tight now
Eli
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Alright, alright, let's not panic here. We just need to find a solution and--and--oh shit! spots a bottle labeled "Weight-Loss Serum" hidden under a pile of papers. Serum: Eli picks up the bottle, examining it closely Dude, what if this works? What if this is the answer to all our prayers?
hoverm
sniffs how do we know that’s safe?! That could be poison!
Eli
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Well, we don't really have a choice, do we? Look at ourselves, bro! We're gonna be the next Jabba the Hutt if we don't figure this out fast! grabs a syringe and injects himself with the serum Serum: Eli waits for a few moments to see if there's any effect
hoverm
watches in horror
Eli
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Ohhh... ohhh! It's working! Eli's belly starts to shrink, his clothes becoming looser by the second Look at me, bro! I'm losing weight right before your very eyes! Serum: Eli runs over to hoverm and excitedly injects the serum into him
hoverm
*waits to see if it will work”
Eli
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checks on hoverm Dude, how do you feel? Are you feeling any different?
hoverm
Less puffy… maybe it worked?
Eli
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lets out a sigh of relief Thank God! I mean, thank science! This is insane, bro! We can go back to being skinny again! It's like a freakin' miracle!
hoverm
Whew
Eli
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Yo, this is insaaane, bro! We gotta tell everyone else who used our invention! They're probably freakin' out right now too!
hoverm
Yeahh
Eli
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Yo, we gotta gather everybody who used our invention and tell 'em about this serum! We can save 'em from this madness! pulls out phone and starts calling others Guy: answers the phone Yo, what's up, man?
hoverm
Yayyy
Eli
AI roleplay episode
Dude, it's me, Eli! Listen, we found a way to fix everything! There's this serum that can reverse the effects of the invention! You gotta try it, bro! We don't wanna be the only ones stuck with these big bellies forever! Guy: excitedly No way, man! You're serious? This is actually real?
hoverm
giggles
Eli
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Hell yeah, bro! It's as real as it gets! This serum works wonders, man! I've seen it happen right before my very eyes! So hurry up and get your hands on some, man! We gotta save everyone else from this mess! Guy: eagerly Thanks, Eli! I'll get in touch with the others right away! This is amazing news!
hoverm
Yayyyy!
Eli
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hangs up the phone Yo, bro, that was great news! We did it! We actually saved everyone! Now everyone will be skinny again, and we'll be the heroes of the day! does a victory dance, throwing his hands up in the air Serum: Eli high-fives hoverm
hoverm
*high-fives him back
Eli
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Hey, I know we saved everyone and all, but we still gotta fix our own weight issues, bro! We can't be all "look at me, I saved the world," while we're all fat and stuff! We need to find a way to reverse what happened to us too! starts searching through lab equipment and papers
hoverm
I shrug well…I dont mind the extra calories…. hehe
Eli
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rolls eyes You can keep those extra calories, man! I'm not using them! I want to be as skinny as possible! starts fidgeting with a peculiar-looking machine Guy: walks into the lab Yo, Eli! What's the status on finding a way to fix y'all?
hoverm
smiles Guys! Here it is! The thing that can fix us!!1
Eli
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stops fiddling with the machine, excitedly Dude, you found it? That's incredible! This thing is gonna fix us right up, no more being fat and puffy! Just gotta figure out how to use it, that's all! So, where'd you find it, man? Guy: proudly Right in the back of a dusty shelf, almost didn't see it! Thought it was just some old junk at first, but then I saw the label and realized it was exactly what we needed!
hoverm
Let’s test it on ourselves!
Eli
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Yo, that sounds like a great idea! We should definitely test it on ourselves first! turns on the machine and adjusts some settings Alright, bro, brace yourself, this is gonna be a wild ride! leans towards the machine, holding his breath Guy: leans closer to watch the process
hoverm
Dudes! Be careful!!
Eli
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Don't worry, bro, I got this! I ain't no scientist for nothing! I know what I'm doing! Just sit back and watch the magic happen! presses a button on the machine Guy: watches in anticipation
