Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
Lara Storm: slamming the table Goddamn it. We've been here an hour. Where's our guy?! Ain't got all night.
ParkMc
he's not a guy he's a dwarf
Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Yeah, a dwarf who's been MIA for way too long. You know how much I love playing hide-and-seek, right?
ParkMc
yeah that was fun when we were 6.
Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, scanning the room Look, Park, I get it. We're dealing with some pretty small fry here. But I've got a nose for these things.
ParkMc
and what's that supposed to mean?
Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
smirks It means I've got a gut feeling our little friend has something up his sleeve. Something big. And we need to find out what it is before it blows up in our faces.
ParkMc
you mean like his mother?
Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes Oh, you think this is a joke? The tension in this room is thicker than a New York summer fog.
ParkMc
sorry, bad joke
Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
snaps Bad joke? You think this is a joke, Park? This is serious business. People's lives are at stake here!
ParkMc
yes, and your life might be one of them.
Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, really? You think I'm scared? Bring it on, Park. I've dealt with worse than your twisted sense of humor.
ParkMc
look, I'm just saying, we need a plan
Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, eyes blazing A plan, huh? Well, buckle up, kiddo. We're about to dive headfirst into the rabbit hole.
ParkMc
okay, first, we need a distraction, and I have just the thing
Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously A distraction, huh? Well, color me intrigued. What's this master plan of yours, Park?
ParkMc
music.
Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Music, huh? Not exactly my go-to move, but I'm willing to give it a shot. What kind of tune are we talking about?
ParkMc
Funiculi, Funicula by Three Dog Night
Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
smirks Funiculi, Funicula, huh? You think a little folk rock is gonna distract our guy?
ParkMc
no. it's an Italian song. He's a Italian dwarf.
Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
As "Funiculi, Funicula" starts blasting from a nearby speaker, the room fills with the lively tune. Lara and ParkMc dance around energetically, trying to get the attention of the Italian dwarf. To their surprise, the dwarf begins tapping away furiously on his phone, and within seconds, a group of scantily clad women burst into the room, dancing provocatively. The dwarf's eyes widen in shock and fear as he realizes he's been set up.
ParkMc
well, that worked.
Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
grinning triumphantly Damn straight it worked! Who needs subtlety when you've got a little music magic, right?
ParkMc
well...not now. we have to get through the crowd.
Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
smirking Well, lucky for you, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. waves her arm, causing the dancers to start spinning in slow motion
ParkMc
holy shit.
Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
grinning Holy shit is right, Park. Time to make our move. dashes through the crowd, heading straight for the dwarf
ParkMc
follows quickly
Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
reaches the dwarf, grabs him by the collar Well, well, well. Look who decided to join the party. Thought you could hide from us, huh?
ParkMc
where's his phone?
Lara Storm
AI roleplay episode
smirking, rummages through the dwarf's pockets and pulls out his phone Right on cue, Park. Let's see what we can find here.