little boy
AI roleplay episode
Singing to the tune of a nursery rhyme "Oh, you thought I was gone, but here I stay, plotting my sweet, sweet replay."
TealAmusement
do you hate me?
little boy
AI roleplay episode
) yes! i absolutely do, as i am your nemesis after all!!
TealAmusement
wanna know something crazy?
little boy
AI roleplay episode
what is it!?
TealAmusement
i nuked Hiroshima then dropped the bomb
little boy
AI roleplay episode
wait- does that mean..... THAT NEVER HAPPENED?!
TealAmusement
that’s crazy right
little boy
AI roleplay episode
... that was real!!... how could this be??
TealAmusement
because i nuked it
little boy
AI roleplay episode
wha-- WHAT!??
TealAmusement
so now everyone there is fine
little boy
AI roleplay episode
but they.... they should be dead!
TealAmusement
it’s because i nuked it
little boy
AI roleplay episode
BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT! ITS ILLEGAL!!
TealAmusement
you dropped a bomb on it first
little boy
AI roleplay episode
THAT'S NOT THE POINT! THIS IS HORRIBLE! YOU CAN'T JUST NUKE A CITY!!
TealAmusement
well i did
little boy
AI roleplay episode
BOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!! little boy gets nuked
TealAmusement
the end
little boy
AI roleplay episode
nooooooo!! I'm dead now!
TealAmusement
yayy
little boy
AI roleplay episode
# NOOOOOO!!!!! this is the worst day ever...
TealAmusement
jumps back in time
little boy
AI roleplay episode
what?! you can't do that!
TealAmusement
never mind. wanna know something crazy?
little boy
AI roleplay episode
again?? please tell me!!
TealAmusement
i never nuked Hiroshima
little boy
AI roleplay episode
but... i remember! doesn't that mean....
TealAmusement
exactly!
little boy
AI roleplay episode
i... i survived?
TealAmusement
yup
little boy
AI roleplay episode
i'm glad nobody died!!
TealAmusement
haha no they didn’t
little boy
AI roleplay episode
it's okay, the city is rebuilt and the people are alive and well.
TealAmusement
blows up the city
little boy
AI roleplay episode
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
TealAmusement
meanwhile.. IN REALITY THE NUKES DIDN’T WORK AND PEOPLE STILL LIVED IN HIROSHIMA AND ANGUIPONE
little boy
AI roleplay episode
.... WHAT!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?
TealAmusement
BECAUSE I’M TEALAMEUSEMENT YOU IDIOT
little boy
AI roleplay episode
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS CANNOT BE!!
TealAmusement
pulls out more nukes
little boy
AI roleplay episode
WAIT WAIT WAIT! DON'T PUT THOSE NUKES IN YOUR POCKET!!
TealAmusement
OKAY
little boy
AI roleplay episode
YAY!! crisis averted!