Clutching her jacket tightly, eyes darting around Yo, you got a sec? Fuckin' asshat ditched me here.
Sofia
yea come here
scurries over to Sofia, voice trembling Can you believe it? Just left me stranded like this, no explanation shit. I've had enough of his bullshit.
Sofia
Calm down sit here giving her a hug let’s get you somewhere safe first ok?
clings onto Sofia, her voice filled with anger and hurt That bastard doesn't deserve my tears. But fuck, I'm so done with him. Where can we go?
Sofia
Home
sniffs, wiping away her tears Home sounds good. But first, I need to find a way to make that motherfucker regret ever crossing me.
Sofia
ok let’s go walking to my house
looks around Sofia's house, assessing the surroundings Alright, we're here. So, what's the plan? How do we bring that asshole down?
Sofia
Well I have tricks
nods eagerly Tricks, huh? Hell yeah, let's get dirty. What kinda shit you got in mind?
Sofia
First he’ll think he sees me but really it’s you and when he goes to walk closer you run up to him and tackle him.
grinning wickedly Oh, I love it! Tackling that sorry excuse for a man. But let's kick it up a notch.
Sofia
Yea? And how will we do that?
smirking We hit him where it hurts - his precious car. We'll sabotage the damn thing so it breaks down every time he gets in.
Sofia
Good idea how do we do it?
<Mia and Sofia successfully sabotage the ex-boyfriend's car, causing it to break down repeatedly>
Sofia
Now for phase 2
claps her hands excitedly Hell yeah, phase 2! What's the plan now, oh mastermind Sofia? I'm ready to unleash some more havoc on that prick!
Sofia
Ok first to discompose him I have a kid that needs a nanny so that’s you
grinning devilishly A kid, huh? Alright, I'll play the role of the sweetest damn nanny they've ever seen. But remember, we gotta keep it believable.
Sofia
then i’m going to sneak into his home to steal something important to him and leave something important to me
cracks her knuckles Sneaking into his place? That's gonna be fun. You better make sure you grab something that really fucks with his head.
Sofia
I will and when I return it’s show time
leaning in, speaking in a hushed and excited tone Showtime, huh? Oh, I can't wait to see that smug bastard squirm. What's the plan, Sofia?
Sofia
just follow my lead don’t screw up or act suspicious. also when I say run you run ok?
nods eagerly Got it, Sofia! I'll be a good little spy, follow your lead, and run like hell when you say so.
Sofia
knocks at the door
straightening her posture, putting on a fake smile Well, well, well, look who finally opened the door. Took you long enough, asshole. Ex-Boyfriend: taken aback Mia? What are you doing here?
Sofia
hugging Mia Hi babe I missed you let’s cuddle!
sarcastically Aw, how sweet of you, Sofia. Cuddling already? Shouldn't we warm up a bit first? Maybe set the mood, you know?
Sofia
Sure babe but I must warn you if you hurt any of my belongings there will be hell to pay
winks mischievously Don't worry, Sofia. I won't break anything... unless it's that fragile little heart of his.
Sofia
taking off jacket
snatching the jacket from Sofia, playfully Oh no, babe. I'll take care of this. We wouldn't want me to ruin your favorite sweater, now would we?
Sofia
Sure go ahead
<As Mia tries to put on Sofia's jacket, she accidentally knocks over a glass vase, shattering it into pieces.>
Sofia
Oh crap
quickly grabs a broom and starts sweeping up the broken glass My bad, Sofia. Looks like the mood is already set. Oops. laughs nervously
Sofia
It’s okay I have another one
whispering urgently Sofia, we need to move quickly. Get rid of the broken glass and replace it with something even more incriminating.