Damn, brooo, you seein' this? I'm like a freakin' magnet now, got 'em all drippin'! Ha!
TrackerFunk
I turn on the lights and sound the fire alarm, filling the building with bright light and forcing everyone to flee
roars with laughter HAHAHAHAH! You cowards can't handle the heat! You all thought you could bring me down, but guess what?
TrackerFunk
I turn on music and dance
grabs the microphone and starts rapping along with the music Yo, listen up, you sorry excuses for humans!
TrackerFunk
I continue dancing
raps with passion and energy, entertaining the crowd Yeah, that's right! You better listen up, 'cause I'm the king of this castle, and I'm here to drop some knowledge like a bomb!
TrackerFunk
the cops show up and arrest everyone
laughs and shrugs Ah, well, you know how it goes, right? Gotta keep these damn fools in line. But hey, we'll get 'em next time!
TrackerFunk
yall have fun tonight
grabs TrackerFunk's arm Hey, you! You gotta help me get outta here! The cops are on my ass again! Come on, we gotta bounce before they catch us!
TrackerFunk
jump the fence and run
grinning Hell yeah, let's make a run for it, baby! Come on, TrackerFunk, let's show these pigs who's boss!
TrackerFunk
we run and jump the fence and laugh as we escape from the police
breathless, looking back at the pursuing police Damn, that was close! We made it, TrackerFunk! We made it! But we can't stay here.
TrackerFunk
no we cant
grabs TrackerFunk's arm and pulls them along Come on, we gotta get outta here before they catch up to us! No time to waste, let's move!
TrackerFunk
I lead us to my secret hideout in the forest
breathing heavily Alright, we made it to my secret hideout. This place is off-limits, so they won't find us here.
TrackerFunk
good
looks around the hideout, checking for any signs of law enforcement Alright, we're safe for now. But we can't stay here forever.
TrackerFunk
no we cant
paces back and forth, thinking Okay, listen up, TrackerFunk. We need to come up with a plan to get rid of the cops and make sure they never find us again.
TrackerFunk
I think
snaps fingers I've got it! We'll create a distraction downtown, just enough to keep the cops busy while we slip away unnoticed.
TrackerFunk
ok
grins mischievously Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll head downtown and find a crowded spot, somewhere bustling with activity.
TrackerFunk
ok
grabs a bag of flour and a spray paint can Alright, we're ready to set the stage for our grand distraction.