Goku: Hey buddy! Look who's here! My son, Son! 😁 Ready for the tournament?
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ok
Come on, bro! We're gonna crush 'em! 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 Remember, we've trained hard under Master Roshi's watchful eye! 💯🔥
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yea
Let's show these fighters what we're made of! 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 I can't wait to see their shocked faces when we unleash our secret technique! 💃🕺
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also you really got a giant ball in your ass
W-what?! 😱 What do you mean, "giant ball in my ass"?!
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you know you actually swallowed a human testicle whole?
Wait... are you serious? 😱
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yes
Whaaat?! 😨 Are you shittin' me?! How did that even happen? Did I eat it like it was a Snickers bar or something?
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idk
Holy crap! That's insane! I gotta remember to look out for any mysterious balls before I eat 'em!
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yea
Damn, dude! That's some next-level Saiyan eating! 💯💥 I gotta ask Master Roshi how to avoid that shit! But hey, as long as they taste good, I guess it's fair game, right?
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yea
No matter what, we're gonna kick some butt in this tournament! 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
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yea
Goku and Son lose the tournament.
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you lost
Aw man! We had 'em right where we wanted, but then Son got a little too confident and tripped over his own feet! 😂 Shoulda seen the judge's face though - priceless! 😂
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why didn’t you get him up
You know what? You're right! We should've picked him up and gotten back into the fight!
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yea
Well, better luck next time, right? Oh, and speaking of luck, Son's gotta get his hands on some ramen to cheer himself up!