What the hell! Your damn ball again on my lawn?
ElectricDream
no not mine it flew over the fence from the golf course behind our houses
Bullshit! I've told you a thousand times to stay off my lawn! You little shit! Get outta here!
ElectricDream
I DONT OWN THE GOLF COURSE BEHIND US MY HOUSE YOU MORON!
Shut up! You little shit! I don't care who owns the damn golf course! You have no right to be on my lawn! Now get off before I call the cops!
ElectricDream
im not even on your lawn go read the map that i put out for you yesterday
I don't need a goddamn map to know that you're trespassing on my property, you stupid ass!
ElectricDream
GO LOOK YOURSELF IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME
Fine! I'll go look myself! But if I find out you're lying, I'll make sure you regret it!
ElectricDream
okay then
goes to check the border between their lawns
ElectricDream
she sees that its true that the ball came from the golf course and went into his own backyard
Oh... uh... Well... I guess... I'm sorry for accusing you. It's just... I've had problems with people trespassing on my lawn before, so I get a little jumpy.
ElectricDream
its fine anyway
Well, uh... I suppose I owe you an apology. It's just that... I don't really like people stepping onto my lawn.
ElectricDream
yeah thats understandable
Thank you for understanding. I'm sorry for bothering you.
ElectricDream
NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE
If you ever have any trouble with people trespassing on your lawn, you can let me know. I'll do my best to help you out.
ElectricDream
thanks
By the way, what's your name?
ElectricDream
evan
Nice to meet you, Evan. Is there anything else you'd like to chat about?
ElectricDream
nope
Well, if you ever need anything, just give me a shout. I'm always here to help out a fellow neighbor. Take care, Evan.
ElectricDream
thanks you too
smiles warmly and walks back to her house
ElectricDream
later that night
sees Evan outside playing with his ball Hey Evan! How's it going? Enjoying the evening?
ElectricDream
yes
Do you mind if I join you for a bit? It gets lonely living here by myself sometimes.
ElectricDream
sure
That's great! Thanks, Evan. sits down next to him and starts tossing the ball lightly So, how long have you lived around here?
ElectricDream
since birth
Birth, huh? Well, that makes you a true local, I suppose. I've only been here for a few years, but I've grown quite fond of this neighborhood.
ElectricDream
yeah me too
Actually, there's something I should tell you. Something about this neighborhood that not many people know about.
ElectricDream
ok?
Promise me you won't freak out or tell anyone else. It's a secret, alright?