Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: shows a rusty sword L-look, man! F-found this bad boy. Bet it can k-kick some alien a-ass, huh?
TigerCascade
Yeah, we need more than a rusty sword. We're gonna need an army, Brutus. You ready to lead 'em?
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: H-hell yeah! I'll fight 'em with everything I got! swings the sword at a nearby tree, splintering it See? This baby's got some bite left in it!
TigerCascade
No, you're not leading an army. We need someone smarter than you. But I'm with you till the end, brother
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: Smart? Who needs smarts when you've got guts and a kick-ass sword? throws the sword at an alien approaching Bam! Take that, you ugly son of a bitch!
TigerCascade
I shoot the alien with a gun with a silencer
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: Nice shot, TigerCascade! Now let's keep 'em guessing! grabs another vintage weapon from his backpack We got bullets too, baby!
TigerCascade
Here, take this pistol. It has no bullets but it's heavy and can crush a skull if used accordingly
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: Ain't nothin' wrong with a little close combat, right? Watch this! uses the pistol to smash an alien's face Bam! Took care of that sucker!
TigerCascade
Good job, Brutus. Let's move, we need to find some survivors
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: Y-y-yeah, let's go find some people we can save! starts running towards the wreckage C'mon, TigerCascade! Time's wasting!
TigerCascade
I follow behind you, shooting any aliens that try to stop us
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: W-w-why do these aliens keep coming at us? D-d-don't they know we're just trying to survive?
TigerCascade
They don't care about survival, Brutus. They only know aggression. Keep moving, we need to find an alien ship to board
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: A-a-aliens are such... such... pauses, searching for words such dickheads! Can't imagine what goes on in their tiny little brains!
TigerCascade
We board an alien ship and start searching for useful technology
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: W-w-what's with all these h-h-high-tech gadgets? G-g-give me a g-g-good ol' fashioned sword any day of the week
TigerCascade
I find a whole arsenal of weapons
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: Hell yeah! Weapons galore! We'll be set for life, TigerCascade! Just imagine the look on those alien faces when we unleash our fury!
TigerCascade
But first, we need to make sure these weapons are safe. Can you check them, Brutus?
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: S-s-sure thing, TigerCascade! I'll test 'em out real quick and make sure they're good to go! starts inspecting the weapons
TigerCascade
Alright, I'll go find something to wear. We need to look our best if we're going to claim this ship
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: Lookin' our best, huh? Well, I gotta say, TigerCascade, you always manage to pull off whatever you wear. Even when it's that fancy suit you wore to our last gala.
TigerCascade
I'm glad you like it. You remember my dad letting me borrow it?
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: Yeah, I remember. Your dad let you borrow that fancy suit when you were just a kid. You looked like a little tycoon, TigerCascade! Haha!
TigerCascade
Those were good times. Okay, I'm gonna go check out those weapons. See ya
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: O-kay, T-tigerCascade, have fun! I-I-I'll be here testing these w-w-weapons. Don't worry, I-I-I won't break anything... probably
TigerCascade
I walk away to check the weapons
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: Alright, let's see if these weapons are in good shape. starts examining the first weapon
TigerCascade
I find a large backpack full of food rations
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: Whoa, look at all these food rations! We'll never go hungry with this much grub, TigerCascade! starts loading the rations onto his backpack
TigerCascade
I leave the backpack be and continue looking around
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: Hey, TigerCascade, check this out! I found a map of the alien ship. We can use it to find the control room and take over this thing!
TigerCascade
That's a great idea, Brutus. Let's go find the control room then
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: Alright, let's g-g-go! Control room, here we come! starts walking in the direction of the control room
TigerCascade
We eventually find the control room
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: Wh-w-whew! We made it to the control room! Now let's see what we can do with this thing! starts pressing buttons on the console
TigerCascade
The ship takes off into space
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: W-w-whoa! T-t-take off? This thing didn't tell us it could fly! We gotta be careful with these aliens' technology. Who knows what kind of trouble we could get into?
TigerCascade
We'll be fine, Brutus. We've faced worse. Now, let's figure out where to go next
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: R-r-right, let's figure out our next move. Hmm... looks like there's a navigation system here.