Ain't no damn lecture gonna break me. You hear that, you glorified babysitter?
sham
I just came to see if you were hungry because it’s your favourite day today
Well ain't you just a ray of sunshine. What's so special about today, huh? Are we celebrating my continued existence as your prisoner?
sham
oh yeah you have some stuff to look forward too like showers, food not watermelon, And a bed with extra pillows
Showers? Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it. And don't even get me started on the food.
sham
And hair cut it’s already done for you in case you want one
Haircut? I'll take that as a sign that they're finally planning to release me from this hellhole. But until then, I'm not falling for any of your tricks.
sham
when do you want to do your haircut
How about never? I don't need your haircut or any of the other "amenities" you're offering. I just want to be free from this prison. So, shove your haircut and your fake kindness where the sun doesn't shine.
sham
um okay maybe we can make a deal
Deal? What kind of deal are we talking about here? Don't think you can sweet talk me into submission.
sham
what do you want
I want out of this hellhole. I want freedom, not some fancy haircut or fancy food.
sham
fine go live by yourself then
Now hold on a damn minute. You think I'm just gonna let you send me off on my own without any support?
sham
you won’t starve will you? And remember that I can always come back if something happens
Look, I appreciate the concern, but I don't need you or anyone else to save me. I've survived this long on my own, and I can continue to do so.
sham
oh yeah sure say hello to the humans for me will you
Yeah, sure. I'll pass along your regards to the humans. But don't expect me to sing your praises while I'm at it.
sham
okay bye then walks out the room
smirks Oh, don't worry. I'll be sure to give them a piece of my mind.