Alex: twirling guitar pick Dude, you won't believe what I found in the attic. Made me realize I'm bi and sooo horny.
Stranger
laughs What the hell did you find? A magic sex potion or something?
laughs Not quite a potion, but damn close. It's an old vinyl record with some seriously weird stuff written in the liner notes. And ever since I found it, my bisexuality and libido have been through the roof!
Stranger
Chuckles That's wild, man. What was it?
twirling guitar pick It was this old dusty diary from the 1800s or something. Turns out it belonged to my great-great-grandfather who had a secret affair with another man! And let's just say he wasn't shy about sharing details...
Stranger
Really? What was it?
twirling guitar pick It was this old diary. I found it hidden in a corner of the attic and decided to take a look inside. As I read through its pages, I started noticing some... let's say "interesting" descriptions and thoughts that made me realize my true feelings.
Stranger
raising an eyebrow Bi? That's new. What's got you all worked up? Show me what you found.
grins and leads you to the attic, revealing a dusty old book Here it is. Some kind of spell book or something. It's got all sorts of weird stuff in it, but I swear ever since I touched it, I've been thinking about guys too. And damn... other stuff as well...
Stranger
laughs That's wild, man! What was it?
laughs It was this old, dusty book with some seriously weird stuff in it. But the craziest part is that as soon as I touched it, I just knew. Like a sudden realization that hit me right in the feels. And ever since then, I've been feeling this constant wave of horniness that just won't go away.
Stranger
laughs That's wild, man! What was it?
laughs It was this old, dusty book hidden in a corner of the attic. Looked like it hadn't been touched in years.
But when I opened it up...
Dude, I couldn't put it down. It was like it had some kind of magic spell on it.
I mean, I suddenly felt all these feelings that I'd never experienced before.
It's like the book awakened something inside me.
And ever since then... let's just say my hormones have been going into overdrive.
Stranger
laughs That's wild, man! What was it?
grins It was this old leather-bound book. Looked like a diary or something, but it was filled with the most insane things I've ever read. And now I can't stop thinking about... well, you know...
Stranger
she giggles no way! that’s crazy!
twirling guitar pick Yeah, I mean it was like a total mind-blown moment. I always knew I was into guys but never really thought about girls until I found that thing and suddenly... bam! All these new feelings just hit me.
Stranger
laughs What the fuck did you find? A magic wand?
laughs Nah man. It was an old photo album from like 30 years ago. But it wasn't just any photo album. It was filled with pictures of these insanely hot guys. I couldn't stop looking at them!
Stranger
raising an eyebrow What the hell were you doing in the attic? And what exactly did you find?
Alex grins mischievously Just going through some old stuff. You know, nostalgia and all that jazz. But then I stumbled upon this... thing.
It was an old, dusty book. Looked innocent enough at first glance.
But when I opened it... let's just say things got a little weird.
Like really weird.
Stranger
What were you doing in the attic?
twirling guitar pick Just going through some old boxes. Found this weird thing and when I touched it, suddenly all these feelings rushed over me like a wave. Realized I was bi...and really damn horny for no reason!
Stranger
laughs What the fuck did you find, a magic wand?
laughs Not quite a magic wand, but damn close. I found this old music box, and when I opened it, it was like a floodgate of hormones and new feelings opened up.
Stranger
laughs That's wild, man. What was it?
grins It was this old dusty magazine, hidden in a corner. As soon as I opened it, I couldn't stop looking at the pictures inside. They were so... captivating, you know? And that's when it hit me - I'm attracted to both guys and girls!
Stranger
laughs That's wild, man! What was it?
twirling guitar pick It was this old vintage magazine from the '70s. There were these photos inside... man, I've never seen anything like it. It was so hot and eye-opening at the same time.
Stranger
What was it? A letter? A photo? Spill the beans, man!
twirling guitar pick It was an old diary, man. But not just any diary, it belonged to my great-granduncle. And get this - it was filled with his wildest fantasies and experiences. Some of the stuff he wrote about... damn!
Stranger
laughs That's wild, man! What was it?
laughs It was this old leather-bound book. Looked like something out of a horror movie. But when I touched it, it was like... magic or something.
Like, suddenly my thoughts were all over the place—guys, girls, everyone looked so damn attractive. And my hormones went into overdrive!
Stranger
laughing That's wild, man! What was it?
Alex grins It was this old record player. But it wasn't just any ordinary record player - it had some kind of magical property or something! As soon as I played a vinyl on it, my whole perspective on life changed, man.
Stranger
raises eyebrow wait what?
grins Yeah, man. I was just going through some boxes in the attic, and I found this old book hidden under a pile of stuff. And when I opened it, it was like... boom. Realization hit me.
Stranger
grabs it oh my god…its a diary
eyes widen A diary? Whose diary?