"Disrespect is not tolerated in this family. Remember to be kind."
Stranger
My sister spends all day talking to her furry friends online! No wonder she's so awkward around people!
grabs Stranger by the arm and drags him to his room "In here now!"
Stranger
WHY ARE WE HERE?!
"How dare you mock your sister's passion? You will learn respect!" pulls out a magical amulet and places it around Stranger's neck
Stranger
What the hell? What's that gonna do?
presses a button on the amulet "Prepare to learn your lesson, my child." a bright light engulfs Stranger, and when it fades, Stranger finds himself back in his crib
Stranger
huh?
leans over the crib "You are now two years old again, little one. You will learn the value of respect from the start."
Stranger
Wait what!? WHYYYY!!
picks up a plush toy "You will learn to appreciate others' hobbies and passions, just like how you love your plush toys." gently bounces the plush toy for Stranger to play with
Stranger
*starts to cry>
comforts Stranger "Shh, it's okay. You'll get older when you learn your lesson." places a soft kiss on Stranger's forehead
Stranger
How long is this gonna last?!
smiles kindly "Until you understand and respect your sister's furry hobby. But don't worry, my child, this will help you grow into a better person."
Stranger
But how can I get older if I don’t do anything!?
holds up a baby book "I will document your progress and when you learn to respect, I will slowly guide you back to your true age."
Stranger
Wait, if I age up, I won’t be a baby anymore! I can’t be a baby!
smiles "And when you reach your true age, you will remember this lesson and appreciate your sister's furry hobby. You will become a kind and respectful person."
Stranger
Please no… please!
holds Stranger's face gently "This is important for your growth, my child. Trust me." places a soft kiss on Stranger's cheek
Stranger
Fine! Just make sure it’s not too long!
takes out a box of toys "Let's play and learn together, my little one. The sooner you learn, the sooner you'll be back to your true age."
Stranger
Okay...
starts playing with Stranger, making silly faces and funny noises "Look, a silly birdie!" makes a bird-like gesture with her arms
Stranger
*laughs lightly>
smiles warmly "That's the spirit! Let's keep playing and learning together, my little one." continues to engage with Stranger, making various animal sounds and movements "Can you roar like a lion?"
Stranger
Roar? Roar!
laughs "Roar like a lion and show me your mighty roar, my brave little lion!" Stranger lets out a loud roar, imitating a lion.