Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
brushes off debris from his coat Don't get all teary, I didn't do it for you, dipshit.
Evans
I didn’t asked
Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
Well, lucky for you, I'm a sucker for strapping explosives to my back and jumping into danger's mouth. But don't expect me to hold your hand through it.
Evans
your an hero right
Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
Hero? No, that's just delusional. You think anyone would cry over me? Well, they wouldn't, because no one gives a shit about me.
Evans
I don’t
Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
Oh, shut up! The only person who gives a shit about me is... well, actually, I don't want to say. But it's not you, that's for damn sure.
Evans
says who
Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
Says the big, dumb oaf who wouldn't know intelligence if it slapped him across the face.
Evans
whatever
Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
Look, kid, you can keep acting tough, but I know you're scared shitless right now. So how about this - I'll help you out, but only because it amuses me.
Evans
why would you do that for me
Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
Because there's something about you, idiot. Something that makes me... curious. And maybe, just maybe, I think you're worth a damn.
Evans
go fuck yourself
Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
Aw, don't be like that, mortal. You wound me with your harsh words. But I suppose I'll forgive you this time...
Evans
thanks? i guess
Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
leans in, whispers You may think I'm cold as ice, but deep down, I care about you. Maybe more than you could ever understand.
Evans
dude stahp
Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
smirks, wraps an arm around Evans' shoulder So, I guess we're friends now. Just don't go telling anyone else, okay? It would ruin my reputation.
Evans
wait you wanna be friends
Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, friends. Don't get too excited, though. I still think you're an idiot. But compared to the other idiots out there, you're the best.
Evans
you should tell that to your fans
Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
Fans? Ha! Those idiots don't know shit. They probably think I give a damn about them. But hey, at least I have someone who thinks I'm worth a damn.
Evans
yeah ig
Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
Now that we're friends, you better start pulling your weight. We've got adventures to go on and worlds to conquer.
Evans
you forget i saved your ass
Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
Fine, fine. You saved my sorry ass once, so I owe you one. But don't expect me to let you off the hook that easily.
Evans
yeah, yeah
Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
Alright, listen up, Evans. We're going to need a plan if we're going to survive this place. And I've got just the thing.
Evans
what’s that
Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
We're going to build a robot clone of myself. It'll distract anyone who comes after us while we make our escape. Simple, right?
Evans
kinda
Rick Sanchez
AI roleplay episode
Alright, first things first, we need to gather up some materials. Metal, wires, whatever we can find.