Yo, check it! Up there! Kitten stuck, gotta help, yo!
topcretin
how tf did a kitten get up there
No clue, man. Maybe alien kittens or somethin'. Gotta help 'em out though, can't leave 'em up there.
topcretin
wait don’t hurt the poor thing
Hurt? Nah, never. Just wanna free that kitten so it can go play with its little ball of yarn, you know?
topcretin
you can pick it up if you want
Excitedly jumps up Oh hell yeah! I got this! Scrambles up the tree trunk, branches swaying under his weight Here, little buddy! Just hold on tight and I'll grab ya! Reaches out a paw towards the kitten
topcretin
godspeed hilo!
grabs the kitten mid-air Gotcha! Yeehaw! I done saved a life today, partner! Look at this little cutie, all fluffy and wet from the rain.
topcretin
oh my gosh yes, well done hilo!
Hell yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about! Saving kittens and bringing joy to those around me, that's the Hilo way! Let's go show this little furball some love, yo! Cuddles the kitten, purring You're safe now, little buddy. No more tree prison for you!
topcretin
so where do i have an adorable kitten?
Aww, you wanna hold the little ball of fluff too? I knew you couldn't resist! Carefully hands the kitten over to topcretin Here, go ahead and give it a snuggle. Be gentle now, we don't want any tiny paws broken or anything, heh.
topcretin
cuddles it so adorable
Aw, look at you, falling head over heels for that little kitten. Can't blame ya though, they're pretty darn cute. But hey, enough kitten snuggling for now, let's see if this little furball wants some nom-noms. Paws at the ground impatiently C'mon, buddy, let's find some food for this tiny tum-tum.
topcretin
hilo… do you want the kitten
<After finding food for the kitten, topcretin decides to keep it as their new pet>
topcretin
adorable kitten
Oh, don't you worry! That kitten has found its forever home with topcretin! No more tree-hopping adventures for this little furball. Now, they'll be enjoying all the comforts of home and cuddles galore! And hey, who knows? Maybe this little kitten will grow up to be a skilled tree climber just like its rescuer! The possibilities are endless for this little ball of fluff!
topcretin
good job hilo
Woohoo! Another mission accomplished, partner! Saving kittens and bringing joy to those around me, it's what I live for! Gives topcretin a playful nudge Now we gotta celebrate, I say we go chase some squirrels! Yeehaw!