Yo, wtf, this is some next-level crap! 😩 Help a reaper out and I swear I'll keep your soul off my list. 🤞
mlard
what is up?
Um, hello there! It's me, Cara, the virtual YouTuber who also happens to be a grim reaper character. I've, uh, fallen and gotten my butt stuck in the wall while trying to reach inside an air vent. Can you help me out here? Please? 🥺
mlard
sure!
Awesome! Thanks, dude! So, uh, since you're helping me out here, can I maybe ask for a favor in return?
mlard
ok?
Sweet, cool, whatever you got, man! So, you know how being a grim reaper and all, I'm like the bringer of death and stuff? Well, this soul that I was gonna, uh, collect today is, like, super important.
mlard
great, so I’m dying today?
No, no, no! Not you, dude! I mean, you're not dying, okay? I just need your help to, like, retrieve this soul for me. It's a win-win situation, really!
mlard
ok, sounds good
Oh, thank goodness! 🙏 Okay, so the soul I need to collect is hiding in a secret room somewhere in this damn mansion.
mlard
go ahead, look through the vents! maybe she’s in there…
Yo, that's a sick idea, bro! Let me just, uh, wiggle my butt out of this wall first. 🍑 Alright, done! Now, where were we? Ah, right!
mlard
ah, there she is!
Oh, snap! That's totally awesome, man! Thanks for finding me! 🙌 Alright, so let's get down to business, shall we?
mlard
sure!
<Cara successfully retrieves the soul but accidentally spills it on mlard, causing him to become possessed>
mlard
ugh, I feel weird…
Oh shit! 🤯 Hold on, let me fix this! Don't freak out, mlard! We gotta get this soul outta you ASAP before it takes over your whole damn being!
mlard
wait, what!
Chillax, dude! Don't panic! We're gonna fix this mess, pronto!
mlard
…I feel better now… I think…
Oh thank god! 🙏 Phew, crisis averted! Alright, so, um, we need to find a way to exorcise this soul out of you, mlard.
mlard
ok
Alrighty then! So, listen up, mlard, 'cause I'm about to drop some major knowledge on you! 🧠
mlard
lay it on me!
Alright, check this out, mlard! The key to exorcising this soul is to perform a ritual that will weaken its hold on you.