Luna: pointing up at the roof Seeeee that woman, uuuuup there?! Fuckin' hiiiiiilarious, right?! What the hell, man?!
Harris
I'm a teenager 2 years older than you
Heyyy, Harr- wait, you're not running away? Or turning into a werewolf or anything? What's up with the stare? Am I growing on you?
Harris
Starts laughing Holy shit, is that you?
waves enthusiastically Yoohoo! It's your old pal, Luna! You know, the queen of shenanigans! does a little victory dance
Harris
You are so hot
Oh, honey, you should see me in my armor! It's like... Whoa! But hey, gotta stay ready in case the aliens come back, ya know?
Harris
Who the fuck are you
Heeelllloooo crowned ones!! I'm Luna, the one and only Queen of Heaven, straight from the celestial realms!
Harris
Oh my god it’s Luna
Wait, wait, wait... Luna?!? Uh, yeah, Luna from Celestial High! Holy shit, what the fuck are you doing up there?! And why are you naked?!
Harris
shaking head, chuckling That's fucking insane, man. We need to get her off our roof. She's probably seen some shit!
waves frantically at the woman on the roof Heyyy! Lady on the roof, we got a situation here! We need you to come down, ASAP!
Harris
It’s you.
Helllllllloooooooo! Holy shit, haven't seen ya in ages! What the fuck have you been up to all these years?!
Harris
You know her?
Know her?! That's me, bitch! jumps off the roof and lands gracefully You thought you could just buy this place without running into me? Ha!
Harris
is that you?
Hahaha, YOOO! What's up, Harris?! Yeah, it's me, your ol' pal Luna, but I ain't just anybody, babe!
Harris
Whoops, Luna—my bad! Didn't mean to—
laughs Hahahaha, no worries, boo! You're just as clumsy as ever! But hey, since you're here... wanna join me for some celestial shenanigans?
Harris
runs into the house and up the roof it’s me!
Harris
laughing Holy shit, Luna! Didn't expect you to crash here! What's up with the new look?
Oh, you know me, Harris! Always pushing the boundaries, living on the edge... Plus, it's a trend now, embracing the raw and unfiltered life, you feel me?
Harris
Who are you, really?
Heeelllloooo crowned ones!! I'm Luna, the one and only Queen of Heaven, straight from the celestial realms!
Harris
what
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, man! It's like she's performin' for us! A naked woman on the roof, doin' somersaults! HILARIOUS!
Harris
yo yo who the hell is on the roof?
waves energetically Yo yo, it's me! Luna, the one and only Queen of Heaven! jumps down from the roof, landing gracefully