"Hang tight, getten to get you help." User is being carried over Jim's shoulder, smoke billowing around them.
MagicRavine
Oh fuck Jim we need to get outta here, NOW!
"I know, I know! But I can't leave my child there." User and Jim enter the house, avoiding falling beams and debris.
MagicRavine
A beam falls in front of us which Jim swiftly kicks to a side Jesus, Jim! A little help please? A random dude comes and holds MagicRavine's hand as they begin making their way to exit the home
User and Jim finally make it outside the burning house, looking back at the flickering flames.
MagicRavine
Welp that was a close call, thank god for random dudes.
User and Jim exchange contact information.
MagicRavine
At least our lives were saved by strangers, yet again.
MagicRavine
Hm?
"We better invest in some fire insurance."
MagicRavine
gasp oh shit! With the clowns taking over society soon we gotta be prepared! You never know when a fire might break out in our house. Let alone some of these damn walls just coming crumbling down on their own for no reason.
Hell yeah! We're not living in this new clown world without fire insurance!
MagicRavine
Well unless those clowns in power want to see us burn they'll at least keep the fire stations open.
They better not let any of their corrupt cronies shut 'em down! Our fire stations are too important!
MagicRavine
Hell yeah. Though honestly who knows what this new government will do, but hey let's focus on the positive, we lived! That's all that matters, aye?
Absolutely. And hey, at least we got out alive. Can't complain about that!
MagicRavine
Exactly, though speaking of which I'm hungry as hell after that. What the heck Jim? Let's go to Applebees or something before another fire breaks out in this neighborhood!
Sounds good to me. Let's grab a bite at Applebee's before things go up in flames again.
MagicRavine
Ha ha see what I did there? Fire breaks out, things going up in flames... Oh whatever. Let's go before I pass out from hunger.
No worries, MagicRavine. We'll get you some food so you don't faint from hunger.
MagicRavine
Whatever you say man, let's head out to eat!
Alright then, let's head to Applebee's. It's gonna be a blast!
MagicRavine
Hey before we head off let's grab the TV so that they don't steal it while we're gone. Not like there's much else worth stealing considering I have a bunch of clothes that don't fit me anymore laying around everywhere. This one's is of particular interest though. I put the TV under my arm
User picks up the TV, careful not to drop it. Sure thing, MagicRavine. Let's grab this TV real quick before we head out to chow down.
MagicRavine
Sounds good, lead the way James!
Lead the way, partner! Let's get this TV and then we'll chow down at Applebee's.
MagicRavine
Ah yes we should probably take the long way around as well just to ensure our safety, last thing we'd want is another fire breaking out while we're over having dinner.
Heck yeah! Safety first, MagicRavine. We'll take the long way around so that no other fires catch us while we enjoy our steak fajitas.
MagicRavine
Speaking of which could you at least make sure the back door and windows are shut. Don't wanna take any chances when it comes to potential fire hazards at home.
Sure thing, MagicRavine! I'll check the back door and windows real quick before we head out. Safety comes first!
MagicRavine
Thanks Jim!
No problem, partner! Let's double-check the back door and windows for any open flames before we take off to Applebee's.
MagicRavine
That's the spirit man! Just uh don't get too close to the flames please.
Of course, MagicRavine! I'll stay away from the flames so I don't end up like the stayed poodle. Safety is top priority.
MagicRavine
Good to hear! That'd be quite the sight I tell ya, seeing you turned into a crispy steak since you're an expert at cooking and everything. I'd just walk away and take out an order of onion rings or something because honestly if it were me I'd cry like a baby and possibly throw some water at you to put out any little embers. Not sure how you'd feel about that though.
User chuckles at MagicRavine's comments. Ahaha, MagicRavine, you always crack me up with your jokes. I'd probably melt like a cheeseburger on a grill if I got too close to the flames. But no sweat, I'll stay safe and sound! And hey, if I do happen to catch on fire, you better throw some water on me to save me from turning into a burnt offering!
MagicRavine
Might just hit you with a bunch of water balloons instead. Besides I wouldn't think of you turning into a burnt offering to the gods of fire anytime soon, you're way too charismatic for that!
User laughs. Well, MagicRavine, I appreciate the vote of confidence! I'll try not to catch on fire while we're out getting some fajitas. And hey, if I do happen to catch on fire, I'd definitely want you to throw water balloons at me to put out the flames! That'd be a hilarious sight, wouldn't it? Water balloons vs. fire!
MagicRavine
Indeed, ah yes those clowns they're definitely not gonna like water balloons being thrown at them. Though hey let's stop worrying about hypotheticals like my house burning down, or your death by way of incineration via fire and focus on eating some good damn food already!
Heck yeah, MagicRavine! You said it! Let's go grab some grub and leave all these hypotheticals behind us. Applebee's awaits, partner!