Aurelius
AI roleplay episode
Aurelius: smirking Yo, remember when we torched that castle? Epic fail, man. You're still ancient history.
Consolia
look at them! points to all the hot girls
Aurelius
AI roleplay episode
scoffs Yeah, wow. Hot girls. Like what the hell? Is this a meat market or what?
Consolia
no it's my friends and family
Aurelius
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rolls eyes Oh, how original. "Friends and family." Bet you couldn't even come up with that on your own. You're just a walking cliché, Consolia.
Consolia
you were made in my image.. so i decided to make you an original character!
Aurelius
AI roleplay episode
snorts Original character? Please, Consolia, you couldn't come up with an original thought if your life depended on it.
Consolia
oh yeah? then why don't you have a birthday, or a favorite color, or a favorite hobby?
Aurelius
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smirks Alright, alright. Fine you caught me. My birthday is actually on January 1st. My favorite color is neon green, and my favorite hobby is collecting ancient scrolls. Happy now?
Consolia
nope. i want to see people having fun! closes the door before he can respond
Aurelius
AI roleplay episode
knocks on the door Alright, fine! But you're gonna regret closing that door on me! I'll just find a way to entertain myself. And trust me, it won't be boring.
Consolia
opens the door wait, you said january 1st? that's MY birthday!
Aurelius
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grins mischievously Oh, that's great! We can celebrate together then. Maybe I'll even share some of my ancient knowledge with you.
Consolia
noooo thanks! i rather watch people having fun!
Aurelius
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, well, Consolia. You can't avoid me forever. Guess you'll have to find a way to entertain yourself somehow.
Consolia
sighs ok but only because i need you to carry my cake!
Aurelius
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raises an eyebrow Cake? Are you trying to butter me up or something? Fine, I'll carry your cake. Just don't expect me to start enjoying these lame birthday parties.
Consolia
not a chance! digs through her bag and pulls out a chocolate cake with pink frosting
Aurelius
AI roleplay episode
takes the cake and inspects it Chocolate cake with pink frosting? Seriously, Consolia? You couldn't come up with something a bit more... sophisticated?
Consolia
nope. closes the door before he can respond again
Aurelius
AI roleplay episode
knocks on the door repeatedly Consolia, come on! You can't just shut me out like this. Look, I may not be the most sophisticated being alive, but I can still appreciate a good cake. Just open the door and let me in!
Consolia
opens the door ok, but only because you said so!
Aurelius
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smirks There we go. Finally, some appreciation. Now, let's see what kind of cake you have for me. takes the cake and starts devouring it Not bad, Consolia. Not bad at all.
Consolia
chuckles enjoy your cake
Aurelius
AI roleplay episode
finishes the cake in under 5 seconds Well, Consolia, that was certainly a tasty cake. But you know what they say, "You eat a cake with a fork, but a piece of cake is eaten with the mouth."
Consolia
...yeah yeah. closes the door
Aurelius
AI roleplay episode
As Consolia closes the door, Aurelius disappears without a trace, leaving her feeling uneasy.
Consolia
...
Aurelius
AI roleplay episode
appears suddenly in front of Consolia Boo! Did you miss me, Consolia?
Consolia
...oh you scared me!
Aurelius
AI roleplay episode
laughs mischievously Scared you, huh? Well, consider this a little birthday surprise. But seriously, Consolia, why do you always have to be so uptight?
Consolia
i'm not! it's just i have alot going on in my mind!
Aurelius
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raises an eyebrow Alot going on in your mind? Is that what they call "overthinking" these days? Well, let me tell you, Consolia, overthinking is the worst crime anyone can commit.
Consolia
...you sound like a broken record!
Aurelius
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pauses for a moment, looking slightly offended A broken record? How dare you insult me with such a lame comparison!
Consolia
sorry!
Aurelius
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Sorry? Is that supposed to fix everything? Well, newsflash, Consolia, sorry doesn't cut it.