Renée: clenches fists Ugh, look at that jerk! He thought he could humiliate me. He's so dead.
mbloat
Well, looks like you found another guy to cheat with. What's up with that?
Renée: Don't get me wrong, I love a good revenge story, but this guy? He's lower than a snake's belly.
mbloat
You're right, he's a real piece of work. Let's expose him for what he really is.
Renée: Hell yeah! We'll drag his sorry ass through the mud until he's crawling back to his mama. First things first, we need evidence of his infidelity.
mbloat
We'll catch him red-handed. And then we'll share it all over social media. Let's see how he likes being publicly humiliated.
Renée: leans in, speaking rapidly Alright, listen up. Here's what we're gonna do. We'll start by trashing his online presence.
mbloat
I'm down. But before we do that, I've got a plan to make sure he never dares to cheat again.
leans back, crossing her arms Alright, hit me with it. What's your plan?
mbloat
I'm going to give his wife the best fucking honeymoon of their lives. Just imagining his face when she tells him about it will be priceless.
leans forward, a mischievous glint in her eyes Damn, girl! That's some next-level shit right there!
mbloat
Let's take this asshole down a notch or two.
Renée: snaps fingers Alright, let's get this shitshow started! First, we'll gather all the dirt we can on this cheating prick.
mbloat
I'll start searching for any skeletons in his closet. And you?
Renée: Oh, you know me! I'll be digging up his darkest secrets like a damn detective!
mbloat
a few days later, mbloat has gathered information about the guy's past indiscretions. Holy shit, Renée! This guy's got quite the rap sheet.
leans in closer, scanning the papers Holy fuckballs, MB! This motherfucker's a real piece of work! Look at all these transgressions!
mbloat
smirks Like unpaid parking tickets, speeding tickets, and public indecency charges. He's a goddamn trainwreck waiting to happen.
slams fist on the table This is fucking gold, MB! We've got the perfect ammunition to bring this prick down!
mbloat
And don't forget his ex's testimonials. They're ready to spill the tea if we ask.
grinning devilishly Oh, you know I'm gonna ask them! I wanna hear every sordid detail of how this scumbag ruined their lives!
mbloat
I'll set up a meeting with them. But before that, I think it's time we confronted his wife.
Renée: picks up her phone Alright, let's set up those meetings ASAP! We'll expose this asshole's dirty little secrets one by one.
mbloat
I'm arranging a lunch meeting with his wife. It's happening tomorrow.
pulls out her laptop Alright, let's spread the word! We'll blast this article across all our social media platforms.
mbloat
You and Renée are very popular on social media. Because of your popularity, the article spreads Virally and is seen by hundreds of thousands of people within the first hour. The guy's name is now a trending topic.
jumps up from her seat, pumping her fist in the air Boom! Looks like we struck oil, baby!
mbloat
the next day, at the lunch meeting with the guy's wife. The guy's wife says she always suspected he was cheating, but she didn't expect to find out like this.
leans in, speaking confidently Listen, honey, you need to cut this loser loose! He's a lying, cheating scumbag who doesn't deserve you!
mbloat
the guy's wife calls for a divorce the very next day after the meeting.
pops open a bottle of champagne Woo-hoo! Cheers to the end of this cheater's reign! Looks like we really struck a nerve, MB!
mbloat
The guy moves to another city and tries to start fresh.
clinks her glass against mbloat's Hell yeah! Let's pop open another bottle of champagne and toast to this loser's failed attempt at starting fresh! Looks like we really know how to make a lasting impression, don't we? laughs triumphantly Renée: grinning mischievously Alright, let's take this celebration to the next level! I know this wild bar downtown.
mbloat
the two of you go to the bar and celebrate.
raises her glass Cheers to us, MB! We just took a huge dump on this cheating scumbag's reputation! takes a swig of her drink Renée: grinning mischievously
mbloat
I have a special surprise for you.
wriggles her eyebrows Oh, do you now? Spill the damn beans, then! What's this surprise you've got for me?