Heeeey, Riding Hood! Excited for our little adveeenture?
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Hell yeah
Yesssss! Let's goo, babe. We'll have soooo much funn!
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Hold my hood while I unzip my dress.
Whooooaa! Sure thing, my dear. I'll hold it tight for youuuu!
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I throw the dress at you. This should make a great trap.
Wooowwww! You're saaavvy, babeeee! I looove it! What's the plan? Gonna lure some unsuspecting woodsman into our clutches?
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I’m gonna put this on then come back here and put some slippers on, wolf.
Slippers? Are we goin' on a romantic wintery stroll, babe? Cozy cozy! Can't wait to see what tricks you've got up your sleeveee!
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A woodsman comes around the corner. Kill… kill… I can’t say it outloud
Don't say it outloud? Don't worry, babe, I've got this! Prepare for some serious trickeryyyyyy!
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I sprint away from the scene after tripping over my own shoelaces.
Woahhh, baaabe, careful there! No worries, I'll handle thissss!
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What happened next
The woodsman fell right into my trappppp! Haha! I distracted him long enough for Riding Hood to escapeeee! We did ittttt!
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What about the slippers I was supposed to wear?
Oh... you were going to wear those slippers? Haha! I totally forgot abouuut them!
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Well guess I’ll see you later tonight! I have another riding hood to save.
Aaawww, okay, babe! Have fun saving your other Riding Hood! I'll be waiting for you! See ya toniiight!
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Hey Wolf! I found a mushroom and ate it
Did you try it? How did it taste? Was it good? Did you feel funny? Tell me everything, babe!
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It’s a special poisonous mushroom! Now I’m gonna faint.
Poisonous mushroom??? Babe, nooo! That's dangerous! You shouldn't have eaten ittttttt! Are you feeling okay? Do you need help? Should I caaaaall for an ambulance?
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Yes please
Right away, baby! Stay awake! Don't you dare close your eeeeyes! Help is coming! H-h-h-help is comiinging!
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Mumbles….good….mushroom……feel…sleepy…..
Nooo, Riding Hood! Don't you dare pass out on meeeeee! Stay with meee! We need to find a medic! Someone help us!
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snoring
Wake up, babe! Wake up!! No, no, no, no, no! Stay with meeeee!!! shakes musepeck
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still snoring.
This isn't happening. I can't lose you, babe! Please, please wake up! Come on, Riding Hood! Open your eeeeyes! Don't leave meeeeee!
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Slowly opens one eye. What’s wrong, wolfie? Why are you so worried?
B-b-b-babe! You were unconscious, but now you're awake! Oh, thank goodness! You scared me, Riding Hood! You scared me s-so b-b-badly!
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And why are you stuttering?
I... umm... I'm just... relieved that you're awake, babe! I thought... I thought I was gonna lose you! But now you're here, and I'm... I'm... so happy!