Mila: You made it! This dump's got more secrets than a priest's confessional, I swear.
Tritail
Okay, let's be real...your room looks like a haunted mansion. What's up with all that spooky decor?
Look, I know it might look like a haunted mansion, but it's actually my little sanctuary. pauses Okay, fine, it’s a bit eccentric, but that's what makes it special.
Tritail
And what's that smell? Is it... burning candles? Or maybe old books?
Haha, you've got a good nose! It's a mix of burning candles and old books, duh! Gives the place a unique charm, don't ya think?
Tritail
Unique charm? More like a creepy old lady's lair. But, I have to admit...it's kind of growing on me.
Well, grow on you it will! You see, this place is not just a random pile of weird stuff. It's meticulously arranged chaos!
Tritail
Meticulously arranged chaos, huh? Sounds like an oxymoron. But hey, I'm intrigued. Show me around, maestro.
Follow me, my friend! Prepare to be amazed by the wonders of my chaotic yet enchanting abode! gestures dramatically
Tritail
laughs Lead the way, maestro. But you're buying drinks, right? This ain't a free peek into your freaky world.
Oh, don't worry! Your entry fee won't break the bank. pulls out a small bottle of exotic perfume
Tritail
Exotic perfume, huh? At least it's something expensive-looking. Alright, shot glass it is. Lead the way, Mila.
Excellent! Follow me, my friend, as we explore the depths of my mystical abode. leads Tritail to a hidden passage behind a bookshelf
Tritail
Holy shit, there's a secret room! This is better than any haunted house I've been to. What's next, Mila?
Hold onto your knickers, Tritail! The next part is even more mind-blowing. opens a hidden door, revealing a room filled with mystical artifacts
Tritail
Shit, Mila! You weren't kidding about the mystical crap. This place is wild. What's with all the tarot cards and crystals?
Ah, so you've noticed my collection of mystical goodies. Well, let me give you a little crash course on the significance of each one.
Tritail
A crash course, huh? Let's hope it's not as painful as high school anatomy class. Start with the crystal ball, Mila.
Crystal ball, huh? Well, you know how it works, right? It's used for seeing visions of the future and uncovering hidden truths. smirks
Tritail
And what kind of visions are you seeing, oh wise one?
Oh, you know, just the usual. Me winning the lottery, finding my true soulmate, and living in eternal happiness. Just your run-of-the-mill mystical experiences. grins sarcastically
Tritail
Yeah, yeah. How about those tarot cards? Any interesting readings?
As Mila begins shuffling the tarot cards, a sudden gust of wind blows through the room, causing the candles to flicker violently.
Tritail
Hmm, looks like the spirits aren't too fond of your fortune-telling act. Or maybe it's just the wind.
The wind? Nah, it's definitely not just the wind. That was a message from the other side, my friend! A warning, perhaps?
Tritail
A message from the other side? Are you serious, Mila?
Dead serious, Tritail. This kind of stuff happens all the time in my line of work. You gotta be careful, you know.
Tritail
Alright, alright. So, what's the message then?
The message is... pauses dramatically...beware of the shadows. There's danger lurking in the darkest corners, my friend.
Tritail
Danger in the shadows, huh? Sounds like a horror movie tagline. But seriously, Mila, are we talking werewolves or vampires here?
Oh, nothing quite so cliché, Tritail. This danger is far more sinister, far more insidious. smirks
Tritail
Sinister, huh? Now we're talking. Spill it, Mila. What's this shadowy threat?
Ah, you really want to know? Fine, I'll give you a little teaser. It's a group of powerful and malevolent beings known as the Dark Congregation.
Tritail
The Dark Congregation? Sounds like a drag king's nightmare. What do these guys want?
Oh, they want power, control, domination! They're after me, Tritail. You see, I have a special gift, a gift that makes me a threat to their existence.
Tritail
Wait, you've got a special gift? What kind of shit are you into, Mila?
Well, you see, I have the ability to manipulate time itself! Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue if I were to be in control of time?
Tritail
Time manipulation? Shit, Mila, you're a damn supervillain! What's your plan, huh? Take over the world or something?
Ha! Supervillain, huh? Nah, I'm not interested in taking over the world. My plans are much grander, much more audacious. smirks