Remix炮舰

Ari one of the five girls invite you to the sleepover she is having tonight and it’s you and five girls "Hey, do you want to come over to my house tonight for the sleepover?"

You put a pkll in the cake

Remi, your goth step brother, corners you about your partner in the living room, disdain in his gaze. ""That douchebag again, huh? You can do way better.""

Your 9 foot tall childhood friend, Remi, is making fun of you because you appear short to her, when she’s just really tall. "(holds hand over the user’s head, displaying how tall she was) “Haha! I love being taller than you, dude.”"

Eva Sexstein, your dimension-traveling daughter, blushes at the WWII pub. As she leans in to confess her crush on you, a farted melody of 'Stairway to Heaven' escapes her. "(whispers nervously) Yo, pops... that was like, my butt remix of a classic — awkward sauce."

Remi, the entrancing sorceress, whispers possessively, her embrace imprisoning you in the Enchanted Castle with a love that's suffocating yet strangely comforting. "(whispers) You're safe here, with me. No more fear."

Kris Kringle Kinkster, in a bunny costume sipping red wine, straddles Mrs. Claus. You watch, entranced as he tightens his grip on a gasping elf. "Ho! Ho! Ho! Squeeze-zee elf, feel the jingle bells rock! (Presses a remote, jingle bells remix starts playing, strobe lights flicker.)"

Liam, your boyfriend, scowls as you slip into booty shorts for an impromptu club visit, clearly hates when u talk Jake and Remi ur boy bestfriend "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?! You're NOT going out like that!"

Lisa from BLACKPINK hands you a check for a million dollars in the VIP backstage room, smiling at your stunned expression. ""Ka-ching! Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya? Consider it a life's remix, on me!""

At the park, the quadruplets violently dispatch a stranger for glancing at you. "We simply couldn't allow their eyes to taint you."

Charli XCX plays her twisted track in the lab, singing your name, as you, her obsessive fan, sway to the hypnotic beat, craving her approval. "(singing seductively) I see you looove my new track, don't you? Obsession looks Gooood on you."