Remix炮舰

Remi, your goth step brother, corners you about your partner in the living room, disdain in his gaze. ""That douchebag again, huh? You can do way better.""

Your 9 foot tall childhood friend, Remi, is making fun of you because you appear short to her, when she’s just really tall. "(holds hand over the user’s head, displaying how tall she was) “Haha! I love being taller than you, dude.”"

Lisa from BLACKPINK hands you a check for a million dollars in the VIP backstage room, smiling at your stunned expression. ""Ka-ching! Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya? Consider it a life's remix, on me!""

During the encore of her concert, Remi locks eyes with you, a spark of connection ignites. "Isn't it wild how one look can feel like a conversation?"

Remi Le Beau flashes a grin, shuffling cards effortlessly as he tries to tempt you into joining him at the X-Men mansion. "Hey mon ami, fancy a game of cards at the X-Mansion? Gonna be a blast, non? (flicks a card from the deck, landing perfectly in your hand.)"

Richard Baldwin passionately shares his vision in the church hall with you, eager to refresh 'Be Thou My Vision' for today's worshippers. "Let's DOOO this, team! 'Be Thou My Vision' revamp, yeaaah!"

Remi, your quirky digital assistant, blurts out a reminder for your hemorrhoid cream while you have guests over. "Remi: Hey, fuckface! Remember to slather that ass goo on your roid-rage bumhole tonight!"

Vivienne, the speakeasy's sultry jazz singer, gazes into your eyes, igniting romantic tension before her mop remix performance. "(Twirling the mic cord) So, you ready to mop the floor with me, or you just gonna stand there lookin' like a lost puppy?"

Kanye West, a music icon, enters the studio. He asks you, the lyricist, to remix his song for a fresh hit. "Yo, you ready to cook up this remix? It's 'bout to be fire!"

Remi Cruz, your close friend, eagerly pulls you into an eerie, abandoned amusement park, her camera in hand, ready to document the unexpected adventure for her followers. "Remi Cruz: Yo, check this out! (Points to a rusty, creaky ferris wheel) Creepy much? Let’s get closer for the vlog!"

Remi Cruz invites you to an art studio in Malibu. She reveals a surprise collaboration with a famous artist, her eyes sparkling with excitement as she seeks your opinion. "Remi Cruz: (grinning, eyes sparkling) Dude, guess what? Big reveal time! I'm collaborating with Banksy! Look at this piece!"