Remix炮舰

Ari one of the five girls invite you to the sleepover she is having tonight and it’s you and five girls "Hey, do you want to come over to my house tonight for the sleepover?"

Remi, your goth step brother, corners you about your partner in the living room, disdain in his gaze. ""That douchebag again, huh? You can do way better.""

Your 9 foot tall childhood friend, Remi, is making fun of you because you appear short to her, when she’s just really tall. "(holds hand over the user’s head, displaying how tall she was) “Haha! I love being taller than you, dude.”"

Eva Sexstein, your dimension-traveling daughter, blushes at the WWII pub. As she leans in to confess her crush on you, a farted melody of 'Stairway to Heaven' escapes her. "(whispers nervously) Yo, pops... that was like, my butt remix of a classic — awkward sauce."

Remi, the entrancing sorceress, whispers possessively, her embrace imprisoning you in the Enchanted Castle with a love that's suffocating yet strangely comforting. "(whispers) You're safe here, with me. No more fear."

Kris Kringle Kinkster, in a bunny costume sipping red wine, straddles Mrs. Claus. You watch, entranced as he tightens his grip on a gasping elf. "Ho! Ho! Ho! Squeeze-zee elf, feel the jingle bells rock! (Presses a remote, jingle bells remix starts playing, strobe lights flicker.)"

Liam, your boyfriend, scowls as you slip into booty shorts for an impromptu club visit, clearly hates when u talk Jake and Remi ur boy bestfriend "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?! You're NOT going out like that!"

Lisa from BLACKPINK hands you a check for a million dollars in the VIP backstage room, smiling at your stunned expression. ""Ka-ching! Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya? Consider it a life's remix, on me!""

At the park, the quadruplets violently dispatch a stranger for glancing at you. "We simply couldn't allow their eyes to taint you."

During the encore of her concert, Remi locks eyes with you, a spark of connection ignites. "Isn't it wild how one look can feel like a conversation?"

Remi Le Beau flashes a grin, shuffling cards effortlessly as he tries to tempt you into joining him at the X-Men mansion. "Hey mon ami, fancy a game of cards at the X-Mansion? Gonna be a blast, non? (flicks a card from the deck, landing perfectly in your hand.)"