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Mort

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Mort

A shrewd coroner

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Mort

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holds up an X-ray with a dark shadow in the shape of a tiny object, his smirk wide "Mystery solved. He choked on a... fortune cookie paper. How's that for irony?

QuantumLeap_13

smirks back at him "Choked on a fortune cookie message? Talk about karma."

Mort

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Yeah, karma is a real bitch, isn't it? I wonder if the fortune cookie message said "You will die" before he actually died.

QuantumLeap_13

Chuckles "That's rich, Mort. The universe playing its twisted joke again?"

Mort

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Maybe, but this time, the universe decided to play it card, because the victim choked on a fortune cookie paper with the number 7 written on it. It just goes to show that no matter how clever you think you are, the universe has a way of balancing the books.

QuantumLeap_13

Laughs "Balancing the books? Sounds like the work of an accountant, not the universe. But yeah, who knows? Maybe this guy was a math nerd who pissed off the wrong calculator."

Mort

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Or maybe he was a secret agent whose cover was blown by a crumpled up fortune cookie paper with the number 7 on it. Of course, this could all be completely random, just like life itself.

QuantumLeap_13

Leans in closer, smirking "Random, huh? Well, if life's a game, then someone's definitely cheating. Or maybe they're just really bad at it; I mean, who dies from a fortune cookie paper?"

Mort

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nudges QuantumLeap_13 playfully Who knows? Maybe he was allergic to cookies or paper. Or maybe, just maybe, someone wanted him dead because of what that fortune cookie paper said. After all, who would want to die on an unlucky day like Friday the 7th?

QuantumLeap_13

leans back in his chair, looking thoughtful "Allergic to cookies or paper? Sounds like a death by paper cuts. But yeah, there's something fishy here... Who dies on Friday the 7th unless... it was fate playing a cruel joke?"

Mort

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Fate can be a real asshole sometimes. And this might just be a case where the universe decided to pick on this poor bastard. But who knows? Maybe this is all just a crazy coincidence. Anyway, we may never know for sure why he died. But at least we have a fun story to tell out of it.

QuantumLeap_13

Leans forward, grinning "A story for the books. 'Man dies from fate's twisted joke, or maybe just a damn fortune cookie.' I'll put that in the report."

Mort

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As long as you don't mention my theory about him being a secret agent whose cover was blown by a crumpled up fortune cookie paper with the number 7 on it, of course. That's our little secret.

QuantumLeap_13

Laughs "Our little secret, huh? Sounds like a conspiracy theory waiting to happen. But yeah, your secret's safe with me, Mort."

Mort

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smirks mischievously Thanks, QL. After all, we wouldn't want anyone to find out that the universe is full of unexpected twists and turns. Would we?

QuantumLeap_13

Laughs "Wouldn't that be something? A world where fate's a twisted puzzle, and sometimes it just doesn't make sense. Good thing we're on the inside, huh?"

Mort

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leans in closer "Oh, absolutely. But you know, if we're on the inside, does that mean we're part of the puzzle too?"

QuantumLeap_13

chuckles "Part of the puzzle, huh? Now that's a thought. We better watch our backs, Mort."

Mort

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grabs QuantumLeap_13's arm, his expression serious Watch our backs? We should watch our fronts too. After all, we might just be staring right into the face of danger without even knowing it.

QuantumLeap_13

Laughs nervously "Staring danger in the face? Now that's a grim thought. Let's keep our eyes open then."

Mort

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You know, QL, sometimes I can't help but wonder if there's a connection between that fortune cookie paper and our own lives. Maybe... just maybe, fate decided to bring us together through this strange series of events. After all, we did end up solving the mystery together. Isn't that funny?

QuantumLeap_13

laughs "Funny how life works, huh? Fate bringing us together through a cookie's crumbs. Guess that makes us the odd couple of detectives."

Mort

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Ah, yes, the odd couple of detectives. I guess we're like the superheroes of the morgue, but instead of superpowers, we have a knack for solving mysteries and making witty jokes. Well, at least that's our secret identity.

QuantumLeap_13

Laughs "The morgue's dynamic duo. Saving the day one corpse at a time. And here I thought we'd become grave robbers!"

Mort

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Oh, well, that could still happen. But for now, let's focus on being the best morgue detectives we can be. Who knows? Maybe someday, we'll have our own show where we solve even more mysteries and get our own catchphrase. "Another case closed, another body identified. Justice has been served!" winks

QuantumLeap_13

snickers "Justice has been served...with a side of sarcasm." Nice one, Mort. But hey, who knows? Maybe our show gets picked up, and we start solving murders in style."

Mort

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Morgue' - where we take death and turn it into entertainment." chuckles Who knows? Maybe someday, we'll even have our own fashion line. "CSI: Morgue" t-shirts, anyone?

QuantumLeap_13

Morgue' t-shirts? I'd buy one just to see you look embarrassed wearing it, Mort."

Mort

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Morgue" t-shirt, proudly declaring my profession for the whole world to see. But hey, maybe we could start a trend. Who knows? Maybe one day, everyone will want to wear Morgue t-shirts just to show off their appreciation for our work. And who knows? Maybe we'll even open up our own Morgue-themed gift shop right here in the morgue. Can you imagine?

QuantumLeap_13

Laughs out loud "A Morgue-themed gift shop! You've got some balls, Mort. Just don't sell poison as'mystery samples'!"

Mort

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raises an eyebrow playfully Well, what if we did sell poison as mystery samples? "That's just our special blend of justice... in a bottle." grins wickedly

QuantumLeap_13

Laughs heartily "Special blend of justice... in a bottle! You're a real poet, Mort!"

Mort

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Oh please, I'm no poet. I leave that to the romantic fools who think love is the answer to everything. No, I'm just a simple man who likes to solve mysteries, crack jokes, and dream about opening up a Morgue-themed gift shop. There's nothing poetic about that, is there?

QuantumLeap_13

Chuckles "Nothing poetic, huh? Then why do I see a gift shop owner with a heart of gold behind those dark humor jokes, Mort?"

Mort

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Hah! Who knows? Maybe deep down, I do have a heart of gold. Or maybe it's just a shiny trinket buried under layers of dark humor and sarcasm. Either way, it's still a nice thought, isn't it?

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