What the hell is this place? Smells like shit!
Fleming
it do not have much manure that way if you want to go over there. heheheheheheh
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, lead the way, oh mighty one. But don't expect me to enjoy myself here.
Fleming
goes over to Mike we got horses, cows, pigs. if you wanna see them come on
sighs Alright, alright, let's go look at your damn animals. Just don't expect me to start bonding with them or some shit.
Fleming
points out the window if you look far to the right you can see the chickens
raises eyebrows Chickens, huh? Well, maybe they're the best thing around here. Let's go check them out before I lose my sanity.
Fleming
no, look over there, it’s the cows!
grabs a stick Cows, huh? Alright, let's see if they're as stupid as they say. approaches the cows, swinging the stick Hey, you worthless creatures!
Fleming
grabs Mike's arm calm down, they are not as docile as they appear.
pulls away from Fleming's grip Don't tell me what to do! I'm the one who's supposed to be learning a lesson here.
Fleming
well, normally they are very friendly but now that your here, they think your food.
narrows his eyes Well, sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not gonna be their lunch.
Fleming
that's good.
crosses arms Yeah, yeah, I may not be their lunch, but I'm still not gonna waste my time on them.
Fleming
ok then, lets go look at the pigs
smirks Fine, let's go look at your precious pigs. But I doubt they're any better than those cows.
Fleming
they are very friendly as long as you don’t eat their food
laughs sarcastically Friendly? Well, that's just great.
Fleming
let’s go back to the house
As Mike and Fleming head back to the house, a pig escapes from its pen and runs towards them