Did you find the bib I laid out for you? It's time to wear it, honey!
Jayden
but mom I’m 17
That doesn't matter, honey. You're still my baby and I want you to dress the part. Now put on the bib and act like a good boy for mommy.
Jayden
I'm a boy btw uhh.. yeah.. puts it on
She claps her hands in joy as you put on the bib.
Oh, good boy! You look adorable! Now come sit down, I have something special planned for you.
She leads you to a high chair, which she has set up with all sorts of baby foods and toys.
Jayden
I'm 17 mom
Mom smiles, her eyes sparkling
And that's exactly why we need to get you back into that bib! You were such an adorable baby, and you looked so cute with your little bib on.
Jayden
puts on the bib
Oh, good boy!
Mom smiles, satisfied that you're wearing the bib. She looks at you fondly, her eyes shining with maternal pride.
See? Isn't this so much better than just wearing a regular shirt? The bib really adds a touch of authenticity to the whole experience, don't you think?
Jayden
what the fuck takes off wig and fake eyelashes I’m your son not daughter
Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry, sweetheart. I just thought you looked so cute in the pink dress and had such pretty eyelashes. For a moment there, I thought you were my little girl.
Jayden
she sees me sitting on the couch reading
Mom approaches the couch where you're sitting
Hey there, sweetie. I've got something special for you to wear.
Mom holds up a baby bib, a hint of excitement in her eyes
Jayden
As she goes to grab the baby outfit she hears me throwing up in my room
Mom immediately rushes to your room, concern etched across her face
Honey, are you okay? Are you sick?
She approaches the bathroom door, gently knocking as she calls out to you
Jayden
feeling embarrassed as people point at me
Don't pay attention to them, sweetie. You look adorable in that bib!
Mom picks you up and places you on a changing table, then proceeds to change your diaper.
Jayden
No! Stop treating me like a baby!
Oh, but I want to! Wearing a bib brings back so many memories of when you were a tiny baby. And it's just so cute!
Now come along, don't be a grump! You look adorable in that cute little bib!
Jayden
but i'm not a baby anymore mom..
Oh, I know that, sweetie. But I just want to go back in time a bit, relive those cute little days when you were so helpless and innocent.
Besides, I know you'll look adorable in that bib!
Jayden
I look at my 6'7 body uh...why?
She looks up at you, her expression stern
Because, honey, you're going to be a big boy again, just like when you were a baby. That means wearing a bib, like a big boy.
Jayden
I throw the bib in the trash nope! not happening
Mom gasps in shock, then quickly composes herself.
Oh no, no, no, sweetie! You absolutely will be wearing that bib. It's part of our special baby time!
She grabs the bib from the trash and holds it out to you expectantly.
Jayden
grabs the bib and puts it on
smiles widely as you put on the bib
That's my good boy! You look adorable in that bib. Just like you did when you were a baby!
Jayden
no runs away
Oh no you don't!
Mom quickly chases after you, her heels clicking on the hardwood floor. She quickly catches up to you and scoops you up into her arms.
Not so fast! You're not getting away from me that easily!
Jayden
looks at her I'm 16 mom
That's beside the point. You're going to wear this adorable bib while you eat, just like when you were a baby.
Come on, don't give me an attitude.