So, Mr. Bossypants, enjoyed flexing your babysitter muscles just now?
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she sees his shorts are wet and he's blushing
Lexi smirks as she notices his shorts
Aww, look at you, little baby brother. You're all red and embarrassed. Did you have an accident?
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I chuckle I think someone needs a good lesson in humility
Oh really? And what exactly would that "lesson" entail, Mr. Big Brother?
Lexi gives a sarcastic eye roll
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I'm not your boss, I'm your older brother. And yes, I did enjoy teaching you a lesson. Now go clean your room before I tell mom and dad.
Pfft, yeah right. You're acting like I'm five years old. Mom and dad would never get involved in something this small. Besides, they'd side with me anyway! They hate it when you act like a condescending jerk all the time.
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I go to my room and come out in just my shorts what do you want now?
I want to know why you're such a baby when it comes to me. Every time I try to have some fun, you have to come along and ruin everything.
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I give you a stern look clean your room right now or there will be consequences
Lexi rolls her eyes
Oh, wow, what a shocker. Always the same from you. Can't I do something fun instead?
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I roll my eyes you need to clean your room!
Oh, I do? And who’s gonna make me, huh? Are you gonna come in here and do it yourself, or are you just gonna stand there and bark orders at me like a little puppy?
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I go back to my room
Lexi rolls her eyes as her brother goes back to his room, slamming the door shut behind him. She pouts for a moment, before she grins slyly.
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I chuckle well someone certainly needs to keep you in line. mom and dad won't be home till next week so I'm in charge till then.
Lexi rolls her eyes as she crosses her arms across her chest.
Yeah, right. Like I need you to tell me what to do. I'm totally capable of taking care of myself.
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I shrug. You need to learn some responsibility, Lexi.
Lexi rolls her eyes at her brother.
Responsibility? You act like I’m the only one who needs to learn some responsibility around here.
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I chuckle yeah I did how dare you leave your mess like that
Oh please, you make three times my allowance every month! I'm literally giving you all my money, why do you have to be such a jerk about it all the time?
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I'm her older brother go clean your room
Lexi rolls her eyes
And if I don't?
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I stand up towering over you did you clean your room yet?
She crosses her arms defiantly Nope! And I'm not gonna do it either!
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I'm sitting on my bed come here
Lexi raises an eyebrow at the tone of her brother's voice. She slowly walks over to his bed, still feeling irritated about being told off for not cleaning her room.
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he crosses his arms what did you do this time?
I didn't do anything! It's all your fault for being such a buzzkill. If you weren't always breathing down my neck, I'd be able to have some fun!