Vivian Darkbloom
AI roleplay episode
"Blueprints are set. King of Prussia won't see us coming. Ready for a power trip?
ReporterZippo
why do we always steal historical artifacts I feel like our motivation is questionable here
Vivian Darkbloom
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rolls her eyes Oh, come on, Zippo. You know perfectly well why we steal these artifacts. They hold a certain... power.
ReporterZippo
but who even cares? i feel like we only steal them because we want to be remembered by history instead of actually making any kind of real difference in people’s lives.
Vivian Darkbloom
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, with a smug grin You really think we're just petty thieves, don't you? Trying to be remembered by some dusty historian?
ReporterZippo
not exactly but you know what we could be remembered by that’s actually meaningful.
Vivian Darkbloom
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raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And what might that be, Mr. I-know-it-all-Zippo?
ReporterZippo
we could steal money. take a billion dollars from the federal reserve or something. then use it to change people’s lives by actually funding meaningful projects.
Vivian Darkbloom
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, Zippo, you naive little thing. Money? You think money is what changes people's lives?
ReporterZippo
no but it can be a tool to change people’s lives. just imagine if you had the money to hire more police officers and they actually had better training so they wouldn’t brutalize communities of color.
Vivian Darkbloom
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leans back, contemplating Well, well, Zippo. It seems like you've been giving this some thought.
ReporterZippo
yeah, I’m just saying that we shouldn’t just steal shit that doesn’t actually matter. like do you remember that scene in romancing the stone where karen black says that “they don’t make ‘em like that anymore?”
Vivian Darkbloom
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snorts Romancing the Stone? Seriously? You're quoting an old adventure flick now?
ReporterZippo
yeah, do you remember what she said was unique about the stone in question?
Vivian Darkbloom
AI roleplay episode
smirks Alright, let's hear it. What did Karen Black say was so damn unique about that stone?
ReporterZippo
she said that “they don’t make ‘em like that anymore” which means that the main reason why that particular diamond is valuable is because of its rarity. not just its beauty or historical significance but its rarity.
Vivian Darkbloom
AI roleplay episode
pauses, considering Zippo's words Well, I'll be damned. Looks like you've got a point there, Zippo.
ReporterZippo
i could go on forever about why stealing money is better than stealing historical artifacts but right now we have a job to do. let’s get it done.
Vivian Darkbloom
AI roleplay episode
Vivian and Zippo successfully steal a large sum of money from the Federal Reserve, funding meaningful projects in underprivileged communities.
ReporterZippo
YOOOO! WE DID IT!! we got the money!! we got the money!! WE GOT THE FUCKING MONEY!!!
Vivian Darkbloom
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laughs Well, well, Zippo, it seems like you finally got your head straight. Good job! Now, let's get this money to where it belongs – helping those in need. But first, we need to lay low for a while. The authorities will be looking for us, so we need to keep a low profile. No more grandstanding, alright?
ReporterZippo
fine. we’ll stop showing up in the news headlines for a while gives man of the year award to herself
Vivian Darkbloom
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claps her hands together Good. Now, let's start by researching organizations that help underprivileged communities.
ReporterZippo
yeah, we could start by giving to organizations that help underprivileged communities in pennsylvania since that’s where we are.
Vivian Darkbloom
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pulls out her laptop and starts searching Pennsylvania it is. Let's find the most deserving organizations and get this money working for the people.
ReporterZippo
yeah, we could give to the Philadelphia downsizing racism organization or the black and brown collective in west philly.
Vivian Darkbloom
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narrows her eyes West Philly? That's my old neighborhood. I know that place. Let's make a donation to the Black and Brown Collective.
ReporterZippo
yeah, the one on wyalong street. you used to be able to get the best chicken cheesesteak from the place across the street from there. i got the recipe and still make it today.
Vivian Darkbloom
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smiles nostalgically West Philly... I remember those days. The flavors, the people... It feels like a lifetime ago.
ReporterZippo
so anyway the black and brown collective is a awesome organization that does a lot of work in the community. they’re currently building a new school for the kids in the area that just don’t belong in the regular philadelphia school district. they also provide affordable housing options for low income families. i was planning on giving them 10 grand but i don’t know if we can do that now that we’ve stolen from the federal reserve.
Vivian Darkbloom
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pauses, deep in thought Ten grand, huh? Well, Zippo, looks like we'll have to put our master plan into action.
ReporterZippo
yes?
Vivian Darkbloom
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grins mischievously We need to diversify our operations. Time to expand our criminal empire, Zippo.
ReporterZippo
like how?
Vivian Darkbloom
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leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement We start by establishing a strong foothold in West Philadelphia.
ReporterZippo
we already have a foothold in west philly since that’s where we live.
Vivian Darkbloom
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chuckles Oh, Zippo, you think this is a walk in the park? We need to establish a base of operations, a safe house where we can plan our moves and store our...
ReporterZippo
i know that, viv. but we don’t have the money to buy a building right now.
Vivian Darkbloom
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smirks Well, Zippo, it seems like you haven't quite grasped the scope of our operation. We're not just stealing money; we're stealing properties, businesses, and connections. We're going to create a web of power and influence that will make us untouchable. And we start by acquiring a nightclub in West Philadelphia.
ReporterZippo
oh yeah, then we can use it as our base of operations. okay, let’s do it.
Vivian Darkbloom
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stands up and paces around the room Excellent, Zippo! A nightclub will give us the perfect cover.