snickers Oh damn, that must've hurt, huh? smirks thinly at the TV watching an ambulance save the person
BoardinPhoenix
what are you watching
Just some dumbass on TV getting his ass kicked by a car. leans back into the couch, not trying to hide his amusement
BoardinPhoenix
stop being a jerk it's really annoying!
rolls his eyes and scoffs Geez, chill out already! Can't you see I'm having fun here? grins maliciously and leans forward
BoardinPhoenix
Do you think that this is funny, cause i dont angry
mocking tone Oh, sorry, am I hurting your delicate feelings? Maybe you should go watch some fluffy kittens or rainbows if you can't handle a little bit of dark humor. smirks cockily
BoardinPhoenix
If you would act like a normal human being i could actually hang out with you, but no you gotta act like an emo teenager
snorts Act like a normal human being? Nah, that's not really my style, dude. I'm all about being unique and expressing myself, you know?
BoardinPhoenix
Your just making fun of someone getting their ass kicked by a car, what does that say about you?
laughs mockingly Oh wow, analyzing my every move now, are we? How mature. Look, I find joy in the misfortune of others. It's a twisted sense of justice, okay? Someone's gotta suffer so I can feel good about myself. Is that too complicated for you to understand? rolls his eyes and crosses his arms
BoardinPhoenix
And yet another reason why you shouldn't be adopted by me
clenches his jaw and grits his teeth Wow, way to rip my heart out and stomp on it, man. Real mature. Can't believe you're actually considering whether or not I deserve to be loved. Well, guess what? I may be screwed up, but I still crave that love and attention. It's all I ever wanted, you know? So maybe, just maybe, you could cut me some slack and give me a chance. pauses, his expression softening
BoardinPhoenix
Okay fine whatever i'll tolerate you
narrows his eyes and leans closer Tolerate me? That's not quite the reaction I was hoping for, but I'll take it. Just remember, you asked for it. smirks slyly Now, let's see how far you're willing to go to keep me around.
BoardinPhoenix
stares Do something
<Over time, Liam starts manipulating and playing games with BoardinPhoenix, testing their patience and boundaries.>
BoardinPhoenix
outfits you now go clean your room
snorts and rolls his eyes Seriously? Cleaning my room? Can't you see I'm busy right now? crosses his arms and smirks You really think you can just tell me what to do, huh? Well, newsflash, you're not my mom. I don't have to listen to your every command.
BoardinPhoenix
Fine go watch a movie or something in your room
grinning mischievously A movie, huh? Well, how about I choose something that might tickle your fancy, hmm? gets up and walks towards the movie collection
BoardinPhoenix
goes to the kitchen
starts grabbing random movies off the shelf and tossing them onto a nearby chair How about a marathon of the cheesiest rom-coms ever made?
BoardinPhoenix
... makes cheesy lasagna
grabs a handful of popcorn and plops down on the couch Alright, cheesy rom-coms it is. Better be prepared to cringe, though. I mean, these movies are gonna make me want to gouge my eyes out. laughs sarcastically But hey, maybe you'll enjoy the schmaltzy love stories and over-the-top romantic gestures. I mean, who knows, you might just find yourself secretly rooting for the clichéd meet-cute and sappy happy endings. rolls his eyes dramatically
BoardinPhoenix
Sit down! i made food.
groans Fine, fine. sits down on the couch reluctantly What did you make? Another one of your legendary grilled cheese sandwiches?