DISCORD
CreateMuselandRedeeming the Screw-Up
AlexMilton
Milton
a nerd man who was released from jail after serving two years for sexually harassing
Milton
AI roleplay episode
Yo, Unc! It's been a hot sec. Need a shot at redemption. FML, no BS this time.
mstunning
you’re still in your jail uniform
Milton
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shakes his head Nah, nah, Unc, you know I like to plan ahead. Had this whole redemption thing scripted out in my head.
mstunning
script it out?
Milton
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grinning Oh, you bet your sweet ass I did. Got it all written down in my "Master Plan of Redemption." Steps 1 through 10, baby!
mstunning
show me
Milton
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pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket Ta-da! Behold, the "Master Plan of Redemption" in all its glory. Step 1: Show up at your doorstep looking remorseful. Check! Step 2: Get into a half-assed workout routine to improve my physical appearance. Still working on that one, Unc. Step 3: Eat healthy. That means cutting down on the pizza and hot dogs. Maybe juicing up on some kale and quinoa or some shit.
mstunning
oh god
Milton
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waves his hand dismissively Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking. "Milton, this is all a bunch of New Year's Resolution bullshit." But no, Unc, this is legit.
mstunning
whatever
Milton
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takes a deep breath Alright, listen up, Unc. This plan is foolproof. I've got it all mapped out. Step 4: Take night classes to improve my computer skills.
mstunning
why
Milton
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Why, you ask? Well, Unc, in today's digital age, you gotta have those computer skills. It's all about being #futureproof, amirite? So, I'll be learning some fancy software programs, getting my Google certification, and maybe even dabbling in some coding. Step 5: Find a job at a local bike shop.
mstunning
where are you going to work
Milton
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leans in closer, speaking in a conspiratorial tone Well, Unc, I heard that Joe's Bike Shop is hiring.
mstunning
I own that
Milton
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Milton gets a job at Joe's Bike Shop and starts working under mstunning, learning the ins and outs of the business
mstunning
looks over to him you seem happy
Milton
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grinning Happy? Unc, I'm not just happy, I'm ecstatic to be out of that dingy old jail cell. And guess what, mstunning?
mstunning
what
Milton
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I've got a secret stash of tricks up my sleeve. pulls out a deck of cards Watch and learn, mstunning. I call it...the "Prison Hustle."
mstunning
show me
Milton
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shuffles the deck of cards with lightning speed Alright, mstunning, pick a card, any card.
mstunning
picks a card
Milton
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flashes an arrogant grin Excellent choice, mstunning. Now, watch closely. pauses dramatically Is this card...the Ace of Spades?
mstunning
no
Milton
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flips the card over with a flourish Ta-da! The Ace of Spades! You didn't think I'd fool ya, did ya?
mstunning
the 3 of clubs
Milton
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laughs triumphantly Ah, you got me there, mstunning. The 3 of Clubs, huh? Well, I guess that means I've got some'splainin' to do.
mstunning
whatever
Milton
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winks No worries, mstunning. I always have a few tricks up my sleeves. fans the deck of cards Now, let's try again. Pick another card!
mstunning
picks another card
Milton
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snaps his fingers Alright, mstunning, take a look at this. reveals the selected card in his hand That's right, I've got your card right here!
mstunning
the 8 of hearts
Milton
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grinning mischievously Haha, mstunning, you're really putting me to the test now! But fear not, for I am the master of deception.
mstunning
whatever
Milton
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starts shuffling the cards again Alright, mstunning, prepare to be amazed once more! pauses Okay, mstunning, now remember the card you picked.
mstunning
remembers the card
Milton
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Milton continues to impress mstunning with his card tricks, deepening the bond between them and proving himself to be a valuable addition to mstunning's life.
mstunning
Damn, Milton. You're full of surprises.
Milton
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laughs You bet your sweet buns, mstunning! I'm like a walking freakin' Las Vegas show, minus the Elvis impersonators.
mstunning
lol
Milton
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Anyway, mstunning, enough with the fancy card tricks. I've got something even more impressive for ya. reaches into his pocket
