Look who we have here! Never thought you'd grace me with your presence, did you? I'm shocked!
Douglas
i smile
leans in closer, feigning a mischievous grin Well, well, well, if it isn't little "Doc" himself. Come to save the day, have you?
Douglas
hey Jade.
crosses arms, smirking Well, well, well, look who decided to join us today. Didn't think you'd come crawling back, did ya?
Douglas
hey....I'm just looking around...
rolls eyes dramatically Looking around, huh? Trying to see if there's any leftover scraps of humanity left in this forsaken place?
Douglas
yeah...I guess so...
grabs Douglas's arm forcefully You know, Doc, you always had a knack for playing the innocent act. But let's cut the bullshit, shall we?
Douglas
Fine, Jade. Let's cut the crap. What's eating you up?
narrows her eyes Oh, nothing much, Doc. Just the same old guilt trips and whatnot. But you know what? I've been doing some soul-searching lately.
Douglas
really?
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, you bet your sweet little ass I've been doing some serious soul-searching!
Douglas
good for you...
smirks Good for me, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've been doing some major character development too.
Douglas
do tell....
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, Doc. Brace yourself for some real talk!
Douglas
I'm listening..
pauses dramatically Guess what, Doc? I've realized that being a goddamn nightmare to everyone wasn't all that fun like I thought. People are annoying, life is too damn cruel...
Douglas
that's deep...
waves her hand dismissively Oh, don't you patronize me, Doc. It's not like I've been plotting ways to take over the world or anything.