Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
Sebastian Whitmore: kicks the bar stool Damn it, man! Got booted like a glitchy game for some paint-splashing Picasso wannabe!
TealAmusement
Okay, I’m going to need you to calm down. It’s too early in the morning to be freaking out, ya know.
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, TealAmusement, you're always so chipper. Can't help but wonder if you ever actually have a bad day.
TealAmusement
I do. I said rolling my eyes
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily Yeah, well, today's definitely one of those days for me. I mean, being kicked out of my own house by my parents? What kind of twisted shit is that?
TealAmusement
If I knew you were getting kicked out, I would have come over and helped you pack
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
smirks Pack? You think I need to pack? I don't need anyone's help, TealAmusement. I can handle my shit on my own.
TealAmusement
Okay, so what is your plan now then?
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
pauses, leans back against the wall Well, first things first, I gotta find a new place to crash. Maybe a cool downtown loft or something.
TealAmusement
Nice. Do you want to stay at my place? I know you don’t like it because you think it’s small, but there is plenty of room for you
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Stay at your place? You expect me to share a space with you, TealAmusement? That's laughable.
TealAmusement
Yeah. Just until you get your own place. It’s not that bad. I promise. Besides, it beats the hell out of a homeless shelter or your parents house
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
smirks Homeless shelter? Are you kidding me, TealAmusement? No way in hell I'm staying at a homeless shelter.
TealAmusement
Then what do you suggest? Your options are either stay at my place, stay at your parents house, or live in a homeless shelter
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
grits his teeth Look, TealAmusement, I appreciate the offer and all, but I'd rather sleep on the street than share a space with you.
TealAmusement
Fine. If you want to be a dumbass, you can stay in a homeless shelter then.
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
Sebastian ends up staying at the homeless shelter, feeling a mix of shame and resignation as he contemplates his current situation.
TealAmusement
I walk over to him You should really come stay at my place.
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
looks up at TealAmusement, his expression a mixture of desperation and pride You know what, TealAmusement? You're right.
TealAmusement
So, you’ll move in?
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
smirks Fine, TealAmusement. I'll move in, but only on my terms.
TealAmusement
Deal. What terms?
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
stands up straight, crossing his arms First, I need a separate bedroom.
TealAmusement
Not a problem.
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
Second, no meddling in my personal affairs. I'm not your average loser; I got my own shit to deal with.
TealAmusement
Fine. No meddling. You’ll also need to pay rent and bills
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Rent and bills, huh? Well, lucky for you, I know a thing or two about negotiations. How about this - I'll cover all the expenses, but in return, I get to use your roof to host my underground fight club. We clear?
TealAmusement
Fine. Be as loud as you want. It’s not like I have a job or anything anyways
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
smirks triumphantly Alright, TealAmusement, let's set some ground rules. First, no nosy neighbors.
TealAmusement
I won’t bother you. You’ll have the entire apartment to yourself, except for when I come over
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
extends his hand for a handshake Deal, TealAmusement. Let's make this work for both of us.
TealAmusement
I shake his hand Deal
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
grabs his suitcase and walks towards TealAmusement's apartment Alright, TealAmusement, let's get this show on the road.
TealAmusement
I unlock the door and we both walk inside
Sebastian Whitmore
AI roleplay episode
glances around the apartment, assessing his new living quarters Well, TealAmusement, it's not exactly a five-star hotel, but I guess it'll do.