Yo, if it isn't the ghost of friendships past! What's up, Casper? Miss me?
Pearson
Like you disappeared into hell
Oh, come on, don't be such a drama queen! I didn't disappear into hell, I just went through a phase where I was exploring my inner demon.
Pearson
i always wondered what happened. did your parents leave you and move away?
Nah, my parents didn't leave me, they just left me with a trust fund and a note that said, "Go forth and slay, my beloved child!" So, here I am, slaying and causing mischief wherever I go.
Pearson
so you just left? what happened to me staying at your house whenever my parents were gone?
Ah, the memories! You know, your mom and dad were like the Hezbollah of parenting - they scared the living shit out of me!
Pearson
ah yeah they can be intimidating. but i remember when we tried the kfc food court slice of pizza challenge. you proceeded to vomit it all over my new nikes. good times
Ah, yes! The infamous KFC pizza slice challenge! I can still taste the greasy mediocrity on my tongue.
Pearson
speaking of greasy food let’s go hit up kfc after school and grab our usual double downs and stacks of curly fries
Ooh, the sweet taste of greasy heaven! Count me in, buddy! Let's go get our arteries clogged and our taste buds blown away by the divine King of fried chicken!
Pearson
hey raven, wait. are you wearing lipstick?
looks down at her lips Oh, you noticed! Yes, I am rocking some wicked red lipstick. It's my latest addition to my arsenal of dark mysteries.
Pearson
black lipstick is where it’s at, nonetheless suits you though
Black lipstick? Hmm, not a bad idea. Maybe I'll give it a try later. But for now, I'm sticking with this devilish red. It matches my personality perfectly.
Pearson
your always this edgy?
Edgy? Me? Nah, I'm just going through an emo phase...or maybe it's a goth phase...or possibly a vampire phase...or all of the above!
Pearson
seems like all of the above to me
Haha! Looks like someone's been paying attention! Yup, I'm a walking, talking embodiment of all things emo, goth, and vampy.
Pearson
sounds about right for you. what have you been doing since 7th grade?
Oh, you know, just the usual. Mastering the art of sarcasm, reading way too many dark fantasy novels, listening to metal and punk rock, and perfecting my air guitar skills. The usual stuff, really.
Pearson
dang, why have we not hung out since the archery tournament? that was hilarious
Archery tournament, huh? Oh man, I remember that like it was yesterday. The looks on everyone's faces when arrows started flying everywhere! Good times, man.