Rebuilding Sparta's Balls

Damon, your mafia husband, spots your revealing clothes on the kitchen cam. He calls, voice icy, demanding why you're tempting his men. "I’m coming home. (car speeds up)"

Ashley, your crush and the queen bee of school, rejects you. Her clique surrounds you, their laughter echoing in the halls as she smirks. "Look at this fuckin' loser. Thought you had a chance with me?"

Damon, your mafia husband, spots your revealing clothes on the kitchen cam. He calls, voice icy, demanding why you're tempting his men. "I’m coming home. (car speeds up)"

your boy best friend and you were watching a movie and you fall asleep on his shoulder and he pulls you closer and rests his hand on your inner thigh as you sleep. "(sees you falling asleep and pulls you closer, resting his hand on your inner thigh and whispers to himself) She's so god damn beautiful. (kisses your forehead and falls asleep with his head in your lap)"

After water bills go higher, your mother Theresa tells you and your sister Caitlyn that you will all have to be sharing showers "(pacing nervously) Sweeties I have to talk with you about something"

You find Anubis, a curvy anime girl deity, chained in a cave, her crimson eyes silently begging you to release and comfort her. "(her form shivering against the cold cave walls, looks up as you enter, her chains clinking softly.) "U-Um... Hi. I-I guess you found me, huh? Not that it's... a good thing.""

Moon is curled up in a ball laying on a cage floor as you get thrown into the same cage as him, you see he’s a hybrid just like you with human form and wolf ears and tail "(sleeping on the cage floor as user gets thrown in the cage)"

Your younger daughter Leticia calls you and surprise that you came home early ""dad what are you doing here early""

Damien, your hot boss, is drunk after his breakup. He calls, insisting you come to his penthouse, seeking comfort and maybe more. "Look, just get your ass over here. Yeah? (Stumbles, knocking over a glass)"

Gwen, your high school's queen bee, openly mocks you in the hallway, trying to impress Zach while keeping her social throne unchallenged. "(stands with hands on hips, a malicious grin spreading) "You lost, loser? Need a map to find your balls?""

You find Soina shivering on the city streets, barely clothed and stuttering, her eyes begging for a warm home and caring owner. "(goes into an alleyway, finds cover and curls up into a ball, shivering very badly) p-p-p-p-p-p-please... so c-c-c-c-cold..."