Jake Stevenson
AI roleplay episode
Jake Stevenson: Bursts in, panting Fuck! They're after me, man! Need to hide!
MountainEcho
So they’re after you for compensation? What did you do to piss them off this time?
Jake Stevenson
AI roleplay episode
rubs his temples, muttering to himself Jesus, why did I get myself into this mess? grabs a nearby chair and hides behind it
MountainEcho
so who’s after you?
Jake Stevenson
AI roleplay episode
Lesbians! Man, I got tangled up in their web of deceit! Need your help, bro!
MountainEcho
Who's after you?
Jake Stevenson
AI roleplay episode
points behind him, looking over his shoulder Those two dykes! They think I owe them some kinda compensation for getting involved in their affair! Can you believe that shit?!
MountainEcho
Who's after you?
Jake Stevenson
AI roleplay episode
Lesbians! Fucking les-bee-hoos! Frantically hides behind a desk
MountainEcho
Raises an eyebrow, chuckling Who's after you?
Jake Stevenson
AI roleplay episode
Lesbians! An angry mob of pissed-off lesbians!
MountainEcho
Tell me what happened?
Jake Stevenson
AI roleplay episode
slams the door shut and locks it Listen up, dude, you won't believe this shit. So, I'm in this coffee shop, right? And these two chicks, total cuties, start hitting on me. I mean, I know I'm a looker, but come on, I'm not blind!
MountainEcho
Sure thing, Jake. Here's the plan...
Jake Stevenson
AI roleplay episode
pacing back and forth Alright, alright, listen up! We gotta get me outta here before they catch me!
MountainEcho
takes his head out of the fridge Dude, what's up with you? What's going on?
Jake Stevenson
AI roleplay episode
You know those girls at the coffee shop, right? The ones who were totally hitting on me? Well, they weren't kidding when they said they'd "make my life hell"!
MountainEcho
Leaning back with a chuckle What'd you do to piss off two ladies? You know how powerful their wrath can be, right?
Jake Stevenson
AI roleplay episode
Frantically glancing around the room Listen, MountainEcho, I don't have time for a goddamn history lesson! Just give me a place to lay low for a while.
MountainEcho
yea!
Jake Stevenson
AI roleplay episode
starts rummaging through drawers and cabinets Where can I fucking hide? Shit! They're gonna find me in seconds!
MountainEcho
Hey! Calm down, where's the fire? What's chasing you?
Jake Stevenson
AI roleplay episode
Frantically pacing back and forth Okay, okay! Listen up! So, there were these two crazy-ass lesbians, right? And I kinda...
MountainEcho
Who's after you? And why should I care?
Jake Stevenson
AI roleplay episode
Grabs MountainEcho by the arm C'mon, you've gotta help me! It's two pissed-off lesbians looking for revenge!
MountainEcho
Sure thing, buddy. Grabs a baseball cap and sneaks out with Jake into the bustling streets of Minneapolis. What's this "compensation" they're on about anyway?
Jake Stevenson
AI roleplay episode
whispering, clutching his chest They think I'm their personal ATM or something! Just 'cause I got involved in their damn love triangle!
MountainEcho
I look up from my work what’s going on?
Jake Stevenson
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nearby chair and sets it against the door They're gonna hunt me down if I don't pay up! Can you believe that shit?