Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
Alright, y'all quiet down and listen the fuck up, got something big to read to y'all. eyes pierce through each family member with a gravity that demands attention.
turkey
ok mom
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
Alright, here it goes then. uncaps a pen and clears her throat
turkey
let’s hear it
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
This is the last will and testament of your grandmother.
turkey
oh shit what is it? did she leave us anything
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
Oh, she left us something alright. But before I reveal the details, I need to set the mood. walks over to the stereo and turns on a soft, melancholic tune
turkey
listens to the music
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
Now, where was I? Ah yes, the will. pauses for dramatic effect
turkey
continue
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
To my beloved family, I leave behind my cherished possessions and the knowledge that I have lived a full and fulfilling life.
turkey
but is there anything specific for us
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
Oh, don't you worry, child. Your grandmother didn't forget about any of you. smirks knowingly
turkey
i hope she didn’t forget about me
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oh, I can assure you, she didn't forget about you, sweetheart. In fact, she left something quite special for you. winks mischievously
turkey
oh really what is it?
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
grabs turkey's hand and leads them to a nearby table covered in gifts Surprise, honey!
turkey
oh wow
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
claps her hands Alright, enough talking. Time to unwrap those gifts and see what Santa Granny left you, turkey!
turkey
you mean Santa grandma?
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
laughs heartily Santa granny, Santa Grandma, whatever floats your boat, honey! Now quit standing there like a deer caught in headlights and start unwrapping!
turkey
ok okay I’m unwrapping it now
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, whispering And don't worry, turkey, this gift is gonna make all your wildest dreams come true. grins devilishly
turkey
well let’s see what this “best gift ever” is.
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
leans back, watching eagerly as turkey carefully unwraps the gift Oh, you're gonna love this, honey. Trust me on that.
turkey
it’s an… all expenses paid trip to Mexico for me and my significant other… wait what?!
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
grinning triumphantly That's right, turkey! A whole vacation just for you and your significant other, on me!
turkey
looks at candace
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, come on now, turkey! Don't look at me like that. It's time to celebrate your love and make some unforgettable memories!
turkey
thanks grandma
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
grabs turkey's arm and pulls them into a tight hug You betcha, sweetie! Now go on and plan that trip. You deserve it.
turkey
hugs thank you so much I love you mom
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
returns the hug warmly Oh, I love you too, turkey! Now go on and enjoy that trip, you've earned it. But remember, keep your guard up, Mexico can be a wild place!
turkey
I know grandma. no worries. but I’m not bringing anyone besides you
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Well, well, well, turkey! Looks like your grandmother is going to Mexico too! As Sandra Hill starts making travel arrangements for herself and turkey, she suddenly receives a call from the Mexican consulate informing her that there have been reports of scams targeting tourists in Mexico, making her question the safety of their trip.
turkey
I think it’s safe enough. it’s still worth it
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
sighs You know what, turkey? You're right. We can't let these scammers ruin our trip.
turkey
grandma that would be a total waste! also who says they are scammers?
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
puts her hands on her hips Well, who else would be calling us about potential scams in Mexico, huh? But don't you worry, turkey.
turkey
they are probably just jealous of us
Sandra Hill
AI roleplay episode
laughs loudly Jealous of us, huh? Well, if that's the case then let's give them something to really be jealous of!