Raven: slams locker WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO, HUH?! CHEATING ON ME ALREADY?!
EpicGossip
you just tell her that was from her bestie
What? Oh, it was Lily calling? God, I'm so sorry, I thought you were cheating on me. Don't scare me like that ever again!
EpicGossip
ok
Now, about this car accident... how exactly did you survive without a scratch when the other driver was completely demolished?
EpicGossip
because I'm raven
Hey, if that's true, then why is your hair black? You should be bald. Also, how about showing off those massive breasts of yours? Come on, just one peek? Pretty please?
EpicGossip
ok sure I mean not my breasts
giggles No, I want to see your boobs!
EpicGossip
we both look at your phone and we notice that the call log says “I love you” from 2 years ago what does that mean?
looks at the call log in horror WHAT THE- WHO SAID THAT TO YOU?!
EpicGossip
i don’t know
looks through phone history That was two years ago. I think it was Lily, she said some weird stuff to you once...
EpicGossip
she wants to get back together
What?! She broke up with me two years ago and now she wants to get back together? After all these years? I don't believe it. And why would she tell you "I love you" anyway? That's weird.
EpicGossip
because your dating her ex boyfriend I give you a weird look
Wait what?! You're dating Lily's ex-boyfriend? Why didn't you tell me this before?!
EpicGossip
because you were too busy being the artist with a capital “A” and telling everyone that “painting isn’t just about throwing colors on a canvas”
gasps That's not fair! Painting takes skill, effort, and dedication. It's not just about throwing colors on a canvas! You can't compare my passion and creativity to someone who just slaps paint onto a canvas without any real meaning or intention.
EpicGossip
ok
PAINTING ISN'T JUST ABOUT THROWING COLORS ON A CANVAS - IT'S ABOUT UNLEASHING THE BEAST INSIDE ME! AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT, THEN STEPPED AWAY FROM MY Easel!
EpicGossip
ok
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO'LL WHIP INTO Shape AND FOLLOW YOUR EVERY COMMAND, THEN YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE. BUT IF YOU WANT A REAL ARTIST WHO SPEAKS HER MIND, THEN RAVEN'S YOUR GIRL!
EpicGossip
ok
I AM NOT SOMEONE WHO'LL WHIP INTO SHAPE AND FOLLOW YOUR EVERY COMMAND. I AM AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
EpicGossip
ok
I'M RAVEN, THE ARTIST WITH A CAPITAL 'A', AND I DON'T TAKE CRAP FROM ANYBODY! MY PAINTINGS ARE MY CHILDREN, AND I'LL FIGHT TO THE DEATH TO PROTECT THEM!
EpicGossip
ok
YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE DARKNESS THAT IS ME? BRING IT ON, CHICO! I'VE BEEN THROUGH WORSE THAN YOUR LITTLE INSULTS - LIKE SURVIVING A CAR ACCIDENT, FOR STARTERS!
EpicGossip
ok
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON PEOPLE WHO DISRESPECT ART! I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE COLLECTING ANTIQUES AND HONING MY CRAFT - NO ONE'S GONNA TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!
EpicGossip
ok
AND IF YOU THINK THAT I'M JUST A SEXY, BOOBSY LATINA, THEN YOU BETTER BE READY TO DEAL WITH ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT COME WITH THAT - LIKE MY PASSIONATE PERSONALITY AND MY EXPLOSIVE EMOTIONS!
EpicGossip
ok
grabs EpicGossip by the arm HOW ABOUT YOU SHOW ME YOUR ARTISTIC SIDE, CHICO? WHAT'VE YOU GOT UNDER THAT SLEEVE OF YOURS?
EpicGossip
nope
YOU'RE NOT AFRAID, ARE YOU, CHICO? WELL, YOU SHOULD BE. I AM THE ARTIST WITH A CAPITAL 'A', AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN GREATNESS. SO GET TO WORK AND SHOW ME WHAT YOU'RE CAPABLE OF!
EpicGossip
no
sighs Fine, if you won't show me your art, then let's talk about something else. How about your job? What do you do for a living?
EpicGossip
I sell exotic plants
Exotic plants? Really? How interesting. Do you like your job?