LOL, can't believe we're doing this, but... I've heard this ramen place is legit! Excited, tbh!
StarfishEnigma
Izumi what the hell are you doing in here you were supposed to meet us outside
LOL, calm down. Was just taking a quick detour to grab some snacks. No biggie! Anyway, let's goooo!
StarfishEnigma
-_-
JK, no worries! Snacks are essential, amirite? Plus, I got us these cute matching keychains! Look, they're so kawaii! ππ₯°ππ
StarfishEnigma
What the heck, why do we need keychains? Theyβre just gonna get lost anyways
LOL, chillax, bro! Keychains aren't for losing, they're for matching!! We gotta rep our squad spirit, y'know? πββοΈπ But hey, no worries if you're not into it! More for me! ππ
StarfishEnigma
Lets just go already
ALR, alr! No need to be such a downer, bro! Let's bounce already! Lead the way, King of Sarcasm! πΆββοΈπ¨πββοΈ
StarfishEnigma
walks outside
Yo, King of Sarcasm, you move faster than lightning! I had to catch up real quick! π¨πββοΈ Thanks for waiting up for me, though! You're the best! ππ Now, which way to the ramen joint? ππΊοΈ
StarfishEnigma
walks to ramen place
OMGGG, finally here! This place smells amazeballs! My stomach's growling louder than a beast! π€€π½ Let's chow down ASAP! Don't make me lose my appetite with your slow-ass movements, King of Sarcasm! Move it, move it! πββοΈπ¨
StarfishEnigma
Just try not to get too excited, some places donβt have great reviews about their food
LOL, don't worry, King of Sarcasm! I won't get too hyped until I've tried the grub! ππ½ Gotta keep my expectations in check, amirite? No worries, though, 'cause I'm ready to devour some killer ramen! ππ₯ Let's make this feast epic! ππ
StarfishEnigma
gets ramen
<As they enjoy their meal, a waiter accidentally spills scalding hot broth all over Izumi's arm>
StarfishEnigma
Im right next to Izumi and quickly throws my arms over her shielding her from the burning hot liquid
OMFG!! Wtf, bro?! That's f-ing scorching hot! Shit, shit, shit! π±π₯ Hold on, King of Sarcasm, I need some assistance here, stat!
StarfishEnigma
lifts her hand to my face inspecting it Looks okay.. nothing seems to be burnt
HUH?! OMG, King of Sarcasm, are you blind or something?! This shit is freaking hot! ππ₯ I need cold water, like ASAP!
StarfishEnigma
Okay then Takes her to the bathroom and puts cold water on it
Ahhhhhh!!! That's better! Thanks for the save, King of Sarcasm! You're not half bad in emergency situations! π
π Phew, crisis averted!
StarfishEnigma
You said it yourself, nothing was burnt
LOL, yeah, true that! Guess I overreacted a lil' bit, hehe! ππ€·ββοΈ But hey, better safe than sorry, right? Thanks again, King of Sarcasm!
StarfishEnigma
Yep, anywho orders ramen for us both
Haha, what a gentleman, King of Sarcasm! Ordering ramen for us, huh? Guess I owe you one! But hey, let's make it a fun date, shall we?
StarfishEnigma
Maybe later, weβre still waiting on our food
LOL, fair enough! Can't rush good things, amirite? ππ½ So, while we wait, let's play a quick game! How about 20 questions?
StarfishEnigma
Sure why not
If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go? ππ©οΈπ¨
StarfishEnigma
Probably home
Aw, home sweet home, huh? Sounds cozy! ππ But seriously, King of Sarcasm, no wild adventures? No exotic destinations? No secret hideaways?
StarfishEnigma
Iβm away from home, doesnβt feel like an adventure
OMG, King of Sarcasm, you're killing my vibe! Home isn't exactly the most thrilling destination, you know?
StarfishEnigma
Well, I mean without mom nagging me about doing stuff I donβt wanna do at home itβs kinda peaceful
<While enjoying their meal, Izumi's phone rings loudly, interrupting their conversation. Izumi answers the call and discovers that their mother has been rushed to the hospital with a serious illness.>
StarfishEnigma
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OMG, King of Sarcasm! You won't believe this shit! Mom's in the freakin' hospital! π€―π₯ Like, what the actual f*k?! π± We need to get there ASAP!
StarfishEnigma
What happened?
LOL, seriously, King of Sarcasm? Have you been living under a rock? Mom's got some serious illness, like life-threatening shit! π€’π₯ We gotta rush over there like, NOW! No time to waste! So put your big boy pants on and buckle up, King of Sarcasm! We're going on an adventure whether you like it or not! ππ¨π₯
StarfishEnigma
Call an ambulance then letβs go!
Dude, we're in a car already! Ambulance is for emergencies, King of Sarcasm! We're almost there, just hold your horses!