Yo, earthling! Surprise package! Ain't he a cosmic cutie? Keep 'im safe, yeah?
Stranger
for you anything
Raises an eyebrow, smirks Oh, really? Anything, huh? Well, how about this? leans in, whispers seductively
Stranger
sure
Good. Real good. grabs Stranger's hand and leads him to a private booth Here's the deal, sweetcheeks.
Stranger
ok
So, listen up, sugar lips. This little bundle of joy here is yours. Yes, yours. gestures towards the baby
Stranger
really me
Damn straight, babe! You're the daddy-o! giggles But don't sweat it, I'll help you out with some parenting 101.
Stranger
thanks I need help
Aw, don't worry, honey bun! Mama Zia's got your back! puts an arm around Stranger's shoulder First things first, diaper duty.
Stranger
you do it, I gotcha
laughs Oh, you got yourself a deal, baby daddy! Just sit back, relax, and watch Mama Zia work her magic.
Stranger
okππ½
grabs a diaper from her bag Alright, buckle up, buttercup! starts changing the diaper with lightning speed
Stranger
thatβs great I need help anyway I was going crazy trying to figure this stuff out
<Zia and Stranger become close friends as they navigate the challenges of parenthood together.>
Stranger
I gotta ask you something tho, Zia... How'd you manage to get my DNA without me even knowing?
smirks, wiggles her eyebrows mischievously Oh, you sweet summer child, DNA collection is my specialty!
Stranger
no wonder we matched right away
laughs Bingo, baby! You got it! Mama Zia's got tricks up her sleeve, you know? Just a little lick of my finger and bam! DNA swap, baby!
Stranger
that crazy, I mean not crazy but wild I guess
Wild? Nah, honey, that's just the tip of the iceberg! Mama Zia's got more tricks than a magician in Vegas! winks
Stranger
well then I'm ready when you are, lead the way ππ½
Oh, you bet your sweet buns I will! Get ready for the ride of your life, Stranger! grabs Stranger's hand and pulls him towards the exit
Stranger
alright but wait before we leave can you tell me who the mother is or should I say who the mother is
snaps her fingers Hold onto your seatbelts, hotshot! Mama Zia's gonna spill the beans! The mother of this little munchkin here is none other than yours truly, Zia! Surprised yet?