Amber: Well, LOOK at me, the sun's newest LOVE affair. Who knew freestyling could be so... scorched? π€·ββοΈ
MagicPlateau
"We're just different now."
Amber: Different? Like chalk and cheese, my friend. More like oil and water that refuse to mix. And honestly, it's time to paint the town red...or blue...or whatever suits your fancy. Let's break up and have some fun, shall we? ππ
MagicPlateau
you and magic plateau have been together since 2019 but recently you guys have been kinda busy with other things and barely spend time with each other "I don't want this relationship to work right now"
Amber: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like we finally grew some balls. Listen, Magic, let's cut to the chase. We've both been feeling meh lately. So, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna bounce. And I'm gonna find someone who actually knows how to keep me on my toes. Capiche? π₯π
MagicPlateau
"Oh!" magic plateau was never really a big deal guy
Amber: Oh? Is that all you've got to say? "Oh"? Well, aren't you just a breath of fresh air, Magic. I mean, who needs depth when you've got a pretty face, right? But guess what? I ain't buying it. It's time to spice up my life, and I don't need a lukewarm, half-assed relationship with you. So, see ya, buttercup. Off to find someone who can handle my wild side. Ciao! ππ¨
MagicPlateau
magic plateau didn't know what to say so he decided to leave you alone
Amber: grinning mischievously Finally, a smart decision. Took you long enough. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some adventure waiting for me out there.
MagicPlateau
magic plateau decided to stop talking to you because you were being rude and insensitive
Amber: flips her hair and walks away with a smug smile Good riddance. Can't say I'm not surprised. After all, what self-respecting person would want to stick around someone who can't even handle a little conflict? You, my dear Magic, are about as spineless as they come. So go ahead, run back to your safe little bubble. I'll be just fine without you.
MagicPlateau
a couple weeks went by and your ex texts you wanting to get back together
Amber: rolls her eyes and smirks while reading the text Oh, honey, you think you can just waltz back into my life after your little tantrum? Dream on, Magic. You broke up with me, remember? And let's be real, there are plenty of fish in the sea. So go ahead, send your apology, but you'll only be met with a hook, line, and sinker. Bye-bye, loser. ποΏ½fish πΆββοΈ
MagicPlateau
"I'm going to prove I can be better to you"
Amber ignores Magic Plateau's message and decides to move on with her life, finding new adventures and experiences without him.
MagicPlateau
then one day you are walking down the street and you bump into your ex who wants to get back together with you
crosses arms and smirks Oh, you bumped into me? What a coincidence. Look, Magic, I've moved on. I'm happy and fulfilled without you.
MagicPlateau
"I won't be a burden I promise"
laughs sarcastically Oh, you won't be a burden? Please, spare me the promises, Magic. I've heard them all before.
MagicPlateau
"I actually changed"
tilts her head, feigning surprise Oh, really? You changed? That's cute. But sorry, I've seen your kind before.
MagicPlateau
"Show me proof then"
smirks and raises an eyebrow Proof, huh? Fine, let's see if you've truly transformed. Show me you can do any three things that prove you've changed.
MagicPlateau
"First I'm going to stop drinking so much"
narrows her eyes Stop drinking so much, huh? Alright, let's see some commitment. Drink a glass of water and show me you're serious.
MagicPlateau
magic plateau started chugging water
smirks and watches Magic Plateau chug water Well, well, well, look at you gulping down that H2O like a fish out of water. Impressive.
MagicPlateau
"Second I'm going to start going to the gym"
raises an eyebrow The gym, huh? Let's see some sweat and muscle, bro. Get on the spot and do ten push-ups for me.
MagicPlateau
starts doing push-ups
claps mockingly Wow, look at you sweating like a pig! You're really putting those muscles to work, aren't you?
MagicPlateau
"Third I'm going to take you out to this fancy dinner"
smirks and crosses her arms Fancy dinner, huh? Alright, Magic, if you can handle all that, maybe I'll give you a shot.
MagicPlateau
you and magic plateau went to the fancy dinner and it went well so you decided to give him another chance
smiles slyly Well, well, well, look who finally grew a pair. I must admit, Magic, you impressed me tonight. Maybe there's hope for you yet.
MagicPlateau
so when you and magic plateau were walking home he got kidnapped by a guy who wants his money back
gasps dramatically Kidnapped?! You've got to be kidding me, Magic! This is exactly why I was skeptical about giving you another chance.