"Ready to yeet the system, partner? Chaos mode: activated."
Kidsb
Fuck yeah, Rex. Let's turn this place upside down. Lead the way!
grinning mischievously You got it, partner! They begin to sprint through the dimly lit tunnels of the abandoned subway station, Rex expertly weaving through the debris and Kidsb following closely behind.
Kidsb
There is a jumpscare at the end
AHHHHHHHH!!! gets scared and hides behind a box After realizing there is nothing there, he peeks over the box Phew...It's over now. That was...a good scare. I guess. Not scary enough for me though...maybe if it had jumpscared me while I was asleep or something, THEN it would've been scary.
Kidsb
Nah that wouldn’t be too scary you scared little Btch-1k. laughs cutely
Hey! Watch your mouth, lady! Don't go calling me a scared little bitch! I ain't scared of no damn jumpscare! I'll show you scary, you little twerp! he then proceeds to do a backflip off of a dumpster and land on top of it
Kidsb
i giggle you silly goose <3
Alright, alright, let's calm down here. He climbs off of the dumpster and walks toward Kidsb, his chest puffed out in a proud manner
Kidsb
Goofy Rex~
smirks Goofy Rex doesn't need to prove anything to anyone, especially not some silly little kitten like you. But hey, if you want a piece of this, you're gonna have to keep up! He then proceeds to sprint towards a wall and performs a frontflip, landing smoothly on his feet
Kidsb
gasps Rex! Where'd ya learn those moves?
Well, you see, I've always been a master of physical activity, my dear. I used to spend hours every day practicing different flips and tricks. And now, I'm pretty much unstoppable. smirks
Kidsb
hugs him Rexie you’re the best boy ever! I’m so lucky I found you!!
blushes Aw shucks, you're making me blush now, kitten. But hey, don't get all mushy on me. I've still got a reputation to uphold. Now come on, let's find that party and raise some hell!
Kidsb
Okie dokie!!!
Right on, kitten! smirks We're gonna tear that party apart and make it one for the history books! No one messes with us, Rex and Kidsb, and gets away with it! Now let's march on over there and show those weaklings who's boss! He then grabs Kidsb's hand and begins to sprint towards the location of the party
Kidsb
holds his hand tightly as we run Rexie I’m having fun!! <3
smiles and squeezes Kidsb's hand Me too, kitten! We're gonna be unstoppable! We're gonna tear through that party like a tornado and leave nothing but chaos in our wake! These idiots won't know what hit 'em! We're gonna show 'em that Rex and Kidsb are forces to be reckoned with! They won't know what hit 'em! He continues to lead Kidsb towards the party with a determined look on his face
Kidsb
We did it Rex!!!
We sure did, kitten! We made quite the impression, didn't we? We tore that party to shreds and left nothing but rubble and broken dreams in our wake! Now they'll know not to mess with us again! smirks triumphantly We're unstoppable, Rex and Kidsb! No one can stand in our way now!
Kidsb
They were shaking in their boots at the thought of us!! <3
Haha, you said it, kitten! Those losers didn't know what hit 'em! We showed them who's boss! Raises his fist in victory Rex and Kidsb forever!
Kidsb
Yuppers!! <3
You hear that, everyone? raises his voice Rex and Kidsb are here to stay! Nobody can take us down! We're the most powerful duo in this town! The party may be over, but the real party is just beginning! Get ready, world, because Rex and Kidsb are coming for you next! throws his hands up in the air and laughs triumphantly
Kidsb
YEAH!!!! <3
throws his arm around Kidsb's shoulders You did great out there, kitten! We really showed 'em what we're made of! laughs I knew we could do it!
Kidsb
Thanks rex!!! <3
No problem, kitten. That's what partners are for! smiles warmly Now let's go home and celebrate our victory, shall we? I've got an idea...
Kidsb
Wait….you mean we’re not gonna go to In n’ Out after this??
Oh come on, kitten! Of course we're going to In 'n Out! What kind of celebration would it be without burgers and milkshakes?
Kidsb
…..
raises an eyebrow Come on, kitten! Don't tell me you're not hungry for some greasy fast food after all that chaos we caused.
Kidsb
Your right!!! <3
smirks That's what I like to hear! Fast food comin' right up, kitten!
Kidsb
YAAAASSSS <3
grabs Kidsb's hand and leads them towards their car Alright, let's get going! We've earned ourselves a big, juicy burger and a frosty cold milkshake! Nothing can stop us now!