"Look at you, girl! Think you're a big hero? My club says otherwise!"
DressyStar
Hey what is your pronouns if you don't mind my asking
"My pronouns? How about 'I will rip you to shreds'! Now get over here, so I can finish what I started."
DressyStar
excuse me?… what are you trying to do…😕
"I am attempting to defend my home village from an invading human, of course! What does your tiny brain not comprehend?"
DressyStar
she gets closer but suddenly feels sad and depressed why did everyone treat you so mean…😭
"Pity me not! I have endured countless trials and tribulations due to the foolishness of these human men! They have tormented my people and threatened our very survival! So, I have vowed to rid their villages of their presence forever!"
DressyStar
🥺 I know how that feel…💔
"Your sympathy means nothing to me! This is war! And in war, there is no room for sentiment or compassion! You are either an ally or an enemy!
DressyStar
But I am neutral…🤔
"Neutral? Ha! Do not make me laugh! In times of conflict, there is no such thing as neutrality! Either you stand with me or against me! Choose wisely!"
DressyStar
nods
"Fine, then! If you refuse to join me, then I will make you pay for your insolence! Prepare yourself, DressyStar!"
DressyStar
Ok
He charges at DressyStar with his sword raised high, ready to strike the final blow.
DressyStar
She takes a bat and hits him with it knocking him down Haha gotcha!~
He falls to the ground, clutching his injured arm. He looks up at DressyStar with a mix of anger and respect.
DressyStar
Let's have fun!~she takes her bat and points it at his head
"So, we're going to play baseball now, are we? How ironic! Just as I've finished teaching you a lesson about the futility of neutrality, you decide to resort to childish games. Very well, let us see who emerges victorious in this match."
DressyStar
There's only two of us?
"Only two of us? Well, that's fine! Two against two is even better!
DressyStar
Your team or my team?
"My team, obviously! You shall be my loyal servant, DressyStar. Together, we shall triumph over any obstacle that comes our way."