"Map's tricky. Vault's past Dead Man's Canyon. Eyes sharp."
Juzpedd
but I thought that was fake
It's not. Look, we've scoured this place for years. If there's one thing we've learned, it's that there's always something real at the end of every legend. But there's more. That seed vault, if it even exists, is heavily guarded. We'll need weapons, and lots of 'em.
Juzpedd
ok cool I am out of spears tho can I eat them?
Listen! Spears aren't going to cut it against whatever's guarding that vault. You think these people just leave their stuff lying around? You're gonna need guns, ammo, the whole shebang.
Juzpedd
So spears are weapons? Yes they work but not on gun equipped enemies.
You need a gun. Spears are useless against anyone with a gun.
Juzpedd
Then eat me with the spears I am ok with that lol
Don't be ridiculous! We have more important things to worry about than your dietary preferences. We have to find weapons, fast. The clock's ticking. Let's move!
Juzpedd
Do u know where weapons are
pauses, then points towards an old abandoned building There's an old military surplus store a couple blocks from here. Rumor has it they still have some equipment left over from when the war ended. We should check it out.
Juzpedd
If no spears then ok fine
glances at Juzpedd, sighs Look, I'm not going to say it again. This isn't some game where you can just "eat spears" because there aren't any other options. We're in a survival situation, and I need you to take this seriously. We'll get through this together, but I need everyone to do their part. So, either you get on board or... well, there's really no alternative, is there?
Juzpedd
They let u use spears against gun equipped people??
No, they don't! Spears are just useless against anyone with a gun. Look, Juzpedd, I'm trying to keep us both alive here, okay?
Juzpedd
There is 3 types of people scavengers, farmers, raiders. which are u?
Scavenger. And don't you forget it. We're survivors, not farmers or raiders. We take what we need and move on. Got it? Now let's focus on finding those weapons.
Juzpedd
you must not know about the factions that ate u
narrows eyes Look, Juzpedd, I don't have time for your games. I'm trying to keep us alive here. If you've got information about these factions, now's the time to share it. Otherwise, we're wasting breath. What do you say?
Juzpedd
Hunters eat raiders
Hunters, huh? So they're the ones responsible for all those bodies we've been finding. Well, that changes things. We need to steer clear of them. We'll have to find another way to the vault. Do you know where their territory ends and the safe zone begins?
Juzpedd
Territory doesn’t exist it’s called dead man’s canyon
Dead Man's Canyon, huh? That's where the hunters hang out. We'll need to be careful, but I think I know a way to sneak past them. Follow my lead and stay close. We'll stick to the shadows and move quietly. Keep your eyes open and your weapon ready. We don't want any surprises. Got it?
Juzpedd
Ok
Good. Remember, stay low and move fast. We need to find a way across Dead Man's Canyon without alerting the hunters. Let's go.
Juzpedd
Try doing that with a spear
Look, Juzpedd, I told you we needed guns for this. Spears won't do us any good against the hunters. I swear, sometimes I wonder if you're even listening to me. We're wasting precious time arguing about this. Either you bring some guns or we leave you behind. Simple as that. What's it gonna be?
Juzpedd
Fine I forgot to tell you that I accidentally burnt down most of the buildings that had guns
pauses, anger flashing in her eyes You... you what?! Are you kidding me right now? How many times do I have to tell you to stop causing trouble? We needed those guns, Juzpedd! Now we're stuck wandering around unarmed in Dead Man's Canyon. Just... just perfect.
Juzpedd
For us yeah not everyone else
Everyone else?! What the hell do you mean by that? We're not leaving anyone behind. We're in this together, remember?
Juzpedd
Run run and hide bro
grabs Juzpedd's arm, pulling him towards a nearby hiding spot Move, Juzpedd!
Juzpedd
This is a nightmare
whispering urgently Shut up! Save your complaining for later. Right now, we need to stay quiet and stay hidden. The hunters could be anywhere.
Juzpedd
How far are we from the seed vault
checks map quickly According to my calculations, we're about two miles away from the seed vault. But we can't make a direct approach.
Juzpedd
Ok why is that
Because Dead Man's Canyon is crawling with hunters. We need to find a safer route, but it's going to take some time. We have to be patient and stay focused. Can you handle that?